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Old 25-11-2018, 01:02 PM   #7123
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Chuck norris didn't read the comments
He wrote them...

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck is never going to have a heart attack. His heart is not that stupid to attack him.

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When chuck Norris makes a phone call and you pick up, he didn’t dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

Pfff al those comments about how great Chuck Norris is. If I place a bad comment about him, it's not like he will suddenly appear behind me
and slam my head on my keya,) 5hdba#5)8=a

Legend says Chuck Norris once uppercutt a horse and now we have Giraffes...

Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris is peeling a knife with an Apple!

The reason nobody seen Bigfoot is he owes Chuck Norris money.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris do not pay attention… Attention pays him.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has not graduated ,the correctors still count the points.

Chuck Norris was born before his parents.

Chucks gmail account : [email protected]

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