Mr Crabtree Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 A lad had one of his testicles crushed in an accident at work and ended up being operated on that very afternoon. The surgeon ordered a plastic bollock from the local spares department, but during the operation he had a message that they'd run out of their bollock stocks and none were available until at least the following week! He was a quick thinking type of guy and substituted a pickled onion from his lunch box. A few months later he was in a local pub when a young man approached him and asked if he was Mr Pullen the surgeon? He said yes he was, and then he recognized the lad and asked him how things were in the 'downstairs department'? The lad said 'well, my girlfriend left me because I'd gone right off sex since my operation, but, on the plus side, whenever I see a cheese sarnie, it brings tears to my eyes and I could shag for England'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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