Mr Crabtree Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 A lad had one of his testicles crushed in an accident at work and ended up being operated on that very afternoon. The surgeon ordered a plastic bollock from the local spares department, but during the operation he had a message that they'd run out of their bollock stocks and none were available until at least the following week! He was a quick thinking type of guy and substituted a pickled onion from his lunch box. A few months later he was in a local pub when a young man approached him and asked if he was Mr Pullen the surgeon? He said yes he was, and then he recognized the lad and asked him how things were in the 'downstairs department'? The lad said 'well, my girlfriend left me because I'd gone right off sex since my operation, but, on the plus side, whenever I see a cheese sarnie, it brings tears to my eyes and I could shag for England'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Edited January 14, 2023 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Dr. Bertrand Dawson killed King George V - and possibly 2 other British royals and got away with it   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 16 hours ago, Moonlight said: Dr. Bertrand Dawson killed King George V - and possibly 2 other British royals and got away with it   He never went far enough in my opinion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Street lamp in Wroclaw, Poland   1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 ^ Freaky, however.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023   What is actually wrong with the British public 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Not for me.... https://imgur.com/gallery/S61aj6W 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 (edited) I have never seen this first animals in life before. So adorable! It has a pouch so I suspect it lives in Australia. Apparently it's called Arboreal macropods, a tree kangaroo. https://imgur.com/gallery/L2b3GRv  The dog is into it big time. https://imgur.com/gallery/eYMmvYx Edited January 22, 2023 by DaleP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 Beautiful! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EnigmaticWorld Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 (edited) On 1/22/2023 at 10:55 AM, EnigmaticWorld said: Â Â Is the broccoli head agenda being mainstreamed so the curly haired tribe can blend in with white folks more? Â Â Â Â Edited January 24, 2023 by EnigmaticWorld 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 King. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 What do you think of this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64402524 Â He says that he'll be installing solar panels but they are not green actually. It contains all sorts of nasty minerals and when the panel stops working, it will be dumped or it will have to be recycled. Can you imagine? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 1/24/2023 at 9:22 PM, EnigmaticWorld said: Â Is the broccoli head agenda being mainstreamed so the curly haired tribe can blend in with white folks more? Â Â Â Â His Mam said 'Son, you need a haircut badly' so he went out and got it cut, badly! What a good son 'eh? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Strategies used by parasites: 1. Mimicry: Parasites mimic host signals to avoid detection. 2. Camouflage: Parasites blend in with the host to avoid detection. 3. Manipulation: Parasites manipulate the behavior of their host to their advantage. 4. Mutualism: Parasites form a mutualistic relationship with the host, where both benefit. 5. Hiding: Parasites hide in tissues or organs to avoid the host's immune response. 6. Suppression: Parasites suppress the host's immune response to establish a long-term relationship. 7. Modification: Parasites modify host physiology to meet their own needs. 8. Reproductive manipulation: Parasites manipulate host reproductive systems to increase their own success. 9. Breaking down defenses: Parasites secrete enzymes to break down host defenses. 10. Hijacking resources: Parasites steal resources from the host to support their own growth and reproduction. Strategies used by hosts to overcome parasites: 1. Immune response: Hosts mount an immune response to detect and destroy parasites. 2. Avoidance behavior: Hosts alter their behavior to avoid encountering parasites. 3. Physical defenses: Hosts use physical barriers, such as tough skin or shells, to protect against parasite attack. 4. Chemical defenses: Hosts produce toxic chemicals to deter parasite attachment or feeding. 5. Detection and removal: Hosts have mechanisms to detect and remove parasites from their tissues. 6. Cytokine production: Hosts produce cytokines, signaling molecules that coordinate the immune response and help remove parasites. 7. Cell-mediated immunity: Hosts use cellular immune responses, such as phagocytosis, to engulf and destroy parasites. 8. Adaptive immunity: Hosts develop an adaptive immune response, where the host produces specific antibodies that recognize and target the parasite. 9. Reproductive defense: Hosts alter their reproductive strategies to minimize the impact of parasitic manipulation. 10. Quarantine: Hosts isolate themselves or affected tissues to prevent the spread of parasites to other individuals or organs. Â Source: ChatGPT Â https://t.me/thuletide/4494 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 There was a sign prior to the earthquake in Turkey which happened yesterday. A lens cloud appeared in Turkey on 19th Jan and it is said to forewarn a possible earthquake.  There has only been two mega earthquakes in Turkey since 2000. The last one was in 2011, 7 months following the 3/11 earthquake in Fukushima. Earthquake is said to trigger other earthquakes and it appears that Fukushima earthquake triggered the Turkish one back in 2011.  There has been signs in Japan as well, e.g. some fish from the deep sea were found on the beach from mid January. So it's possible that there could be a reversed event of 2011. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickofallthebollocks Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 This might cheer you up on one of 'those' days... those days when things might not be going swimmingly - this does indeed sum it up (for me anyway ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velma Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 hours ago, DaleP said: There was a sign prior to the earthquake in Turkey which happened yesterday. A lens cloud appeared in Turkey on 19th Jan and it is said to forewarn a possible earthquake.  There has only been two mega earthquakes in Turkey since 2000. The last one was in 2011, 7 months following the 3/11 earthquake in Fukushima. Earthquake is said to trigger other earthquakes and it appears that Fukushima earthquake triggered the Turkish one back in 2011.  There has been signs in Japan as well, e.g. some fish from the deep sea were found on the beach from mid January. So it's possible that there could be a reversed event of 2011.   1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Funny she's talking about the final push. I thought elephants had a long pregnancy but 15 years!! Oh-my-word!!! I don't know what to say....what a ride it has been.  Aquarians....it's coming to you next. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJruNM9D7so  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 hours ago, DaleP said: Aquarians....it's coming to you next. Oh shit should I start worrying I've just got over 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 though it is my country it is heartbreaking to see   1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 hours ago, peter said: Oh shit should I start worrying I've just got over 2012 Â You'll find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 19 hours ago, peter said: Oh shit should I start worrying I've just got over 2012 Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExHfWVbZnU Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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