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20 hours ago, Martin1234 said:

How did you get on?

 

Maybe just use the liquid for the test on it's own, or a bit of water.

 

I read the acidity from Coke or fruits is what gives the positive, so maybe you can swab milk for a negative result without taking the test as this is alkaline. I would be interested to know.

 

Maybe if they do ask for a photo, you could just use a pen for the lines 😂😂

Research is ongoing. I have one negative test photo, so Photoshop could be used if necessary. Will post when I have more results

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What does a guy have to do to get covid around here? It's been 2 years, i've worked around the public for that time. Had a nasty cold the past week, said to work i couldn't come in because A: i had 'symptoms' and B: i couldn't get hold of a test.

 

Now i've done 2 lateral flows in the past 2 days, both negative, still have a cold/cough though. I thought a positive was going to be my ticket to another week off. Bugger.

 

If what i have isn't convid or omnicrap, then what the hell is? Where are all these positive results coming from? The jabbed, i suspect. Perhaps that's it. In order to get "covid" you may have to be jabbed. Sir would you like this jab that protects you against the effects of the jab? Yeah....nah.....

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8 hours ago, spideysensei said:

Where are all these positive results coming from? The jabbed, i suspect. Perhaps that's it. In order to get "covid" you may have to be jabbed. Sir would you like this jab that protects you against the effects of the jab? Yeah....nah.....

Diet coke and apple juice

 

Thats what a lot of people I know have done

 

and all the kids did lol

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16 hours ago, vinny79 said:

Diet coke and apple juice

 

Thats what a lot of people I know have done

 

and all the kids did lol

 

Ah yes of course, also goats and fruit. Meanwhile i've just had the closest thing possible in 2 years to covid symptoms, and i still test negative. So i'm fine to go to work and spread potential covid symptoms but someone else without covid symptoms who by chance tests positive isn't allowed in. What a crock.

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18 hours ago, vinny79 said:

Diet coke and apple juice

 

Thats what a lot of people I know have done

 

and all the kids did lol

 

Oh and tap water, according to a segment i've just seen on ukcolumn. Deadly stuff that. Better ban water before it's too late.

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i asked on the other thread but i;ll ask here

 

kaufmans assertion that only 2 primer match is being used to detect omicron is correct?

 

do they use 5 primers and only 2 matched are required?

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

https://trusttheq.com/covid-testing-swabs-tainted-with-deadly-bacteria/

 

It has been fact checked by usual people 

 

https://bwcentral.org/2022/01/fact-check-did-the-us-military-receive-covid-19-nasal-swab-tests-tainted-with-a-deadly-bacteria/

 

 

 

I saw a video of this from India, the guy had lost most of his face but was still alive and it was from a PCR test they said. 

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I've wondered for some time exactly how do these lateral flow tests work, and how they are able to 'detect' the presence of this virus and all its variants. I have suspected for some time that these could somehow be 'rigged' and that any test result is pre-determined.

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On 12/20/2021 at 8:13 AM, Martin1234 said:

I played about with a lateral flow test today.

 

You don't even need to put the thing anywhere near your nose. Just go online to register test result, scan the QR code and it'll ask you if it was positive or negative. Select negative and you get a text message confirming.

 

According to the government website, you can then show this text to gain entry to any event where a covid passport is required.

 

So the system is full of holes. I didn't even unpack the test, nevermind sticking it in my nose and I've got a valid text for the next 48 hours.

 

You can self certify a covid pass exemption until Christmas Eve, but assuming this doesn't change, there seems to be a loophole.

 

They are giving the sheep the ability to figure out the fraud on a silver platter, yet even with this absolute bullshit system, the sheep still keep believing it all. The more dumb it is, the more they believe it. This has to rank amongst one of the most (if not the most) pathetic era of human history. A total embarrassment to our species. If you haven't figured out this covid scam by this point, I think you're pretty much beyond saving.

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10 hours ago, SimonTV said:

Anyone know where I can buy tests, amazon don't sell them, is it just boots? I don't want to get from the NHS as they will probably need more information. 

Just put your finger in your bum and smell it. If it smells bad you're negative. If you don't smell anything you're positive.

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13 hours ago, Gjergj Skënderbeu said:

Just put your finger in your bum and smell it. If it smells bad you're negative. If you don't smell anything you're positive.

 

I aiming to not take the test but test the test with the black light and make a video about it. 

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2 hours ago, SimonTV said:

 

I aiming to not take the test but test the test with the black light and make a video about it. 

Just kidding mate. I had no idea what a "lateral flow test" was. I never did a test, and I don't intend to ever do one. In fact i stay far away from any medical practitioners atm.

 

But I just looked up "lateral flow test" and this came up "Lateral flow device (LFD) tests are administered to people showing no symptoms of COVID-19 but who may still be infectious". I stopped reading right there. Asymptomatic spreader is the worst crock of bullshit I ever heard. Total non-science from the covid crazies.

https://www.coronatestcentre.com/post/what-is-lateral-flow-covid-testing

 

But cheers if you can proof these tests are fake. Maybe you can make a video.

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On 1/26/2022 at 12:21 PM, SimonTV said:

Anyone know where I can buy tests, amazon don't sell them, is it just boots? I don't want to get from the NHS as they will probably need more information. 

Blue Horizon sell private tests, but surely you don't want to pay. Just order online free, they don't care if you don't use them and didn't ask for mobile number, just street address. 

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On 1/26/2022 at 10:48 AM, SimonTV said:

Anyone been able to test that black light on the lateral flow tests yet? 

 

I am going to try it. never bought a test before though. 

Do you know if blacklight needs to be 365nm or will 395nm work?

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2 hours ago, k_j_evans said:

Do you know if blacklight needs to be 365nm or will 395nm work?

 

I don't know, I just saw some bs clip where it showed negative test under black light and want to verify it. I bought a blacklight from amazon and trying to get tests. 

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I did see another video since then that showed that if you leave the tests long enough both bars activate, not matter what liquid you put on there. So to me that indicates they all come with two strips and one activated sooner than others. The video I saw showed a test with one strip under black light. 

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7 minutes ago, SimonTV said:

 

I don't know, I just saw some bs clip where it showed negative test under black light and want to verify it. I bought a blacklight from amazon and trying to get tests. 

 

I was given a pack of LFTs a while back at work, which I have never used and are still in a drawer here at home 😄. I'll send you a PM if you want me to post a couple of them to you, "for research purposes", if you can't get any from elsewhere.

 

I haven't opened any individual packets, but did sit and read the instructions once. They kind of remind me of home pregnancy tests (not that I've ever used one of those! 🤪), and I really can't figure out how these contraptions are able to detect the presence of a deadly and lethal virus, and all its subsequent 'mutations' and 'variants' (including the ones 'discovered' after these LFTs were developed and produced) just from a bit of snot/mucus at the back of your nose.

 

I think they all have individual QR codes which you're supposed to scan in order to 'register your result', but I think this is more because the actual result is already pre-ordained.

 

You may as well toss a coin, heads you have 'Covid', tails you don't.

 

?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.X4qRfBuOPRZHtAcyfKttrgHaGM%26pid%3DApi&f=1

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2 hours ago, SimonTV said:

I did see another video since then that showed that if you leave the tests long enough both bars activate, not matter what liquid you put on there. So to me that indicates they all come with two strips and one activated sooner than others. The video I saw showed a test with one strip under black light. 

I'm going to try it as a mate of mine has to go on some bs work do where they have to test every day and I want to make sure he gets all negatives, but tests are had to get now and I don't want to waste any by using wrong type of UV light

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1 hour ago, Grumpy Owl said:

 

I was given a pack of LFTs a while back at work, which I have never used and are still in a drawer here at home 😄. I'll send you a PM if you want me to post a couple of them to you, "for research purposes", if you can't get any from elsewhere.

 

I haven't opened any individual packets, but did sit and read the instructions once. They kind of remind me of home pregnancy tests (not that I've ever used one of those! 🤪), and I really can't figure out how these contraptions are able to detect the presence of a deadly and lethal virus, and all its subsequent 'mutations' and 'variants' (including the ones 'discovered' after these LFTs were developed and produced) just from a bit of snot/mucus at the back of your nose.

 

I think they all have individual QR codes which you're supposed to scan in order to 'register your result', but I think this is more because the actual result is already pre-ordained.

 

You may as well toss a coin, heads you have 'Covid', tails you don't.

 

?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.X4qRfBuOPRZHtAcyfKttrgHaGM%26pid%3DApi&f=1

They have a code number that you input on the NHS web page, but you can just put in result using "honour" system unless workplace demands sight of test. BS, of course, but if your work makes you do it you don't want to risk being locked up for 2 weeks

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