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''peace to them is absence of all opposition to their plans

Peace is when ever mind is conquered and owned by a small dominant minority at the top..

godhood cannot be declared openly if one knee refuses to bow"

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Alan Watt 

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Most humans are never fully present in the now, because, unconsciously, they believe that the next moment must be more important than this one. But then you miss your whole life, which is never not now.

 

Eckhart Tolle

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IF YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THEIR BALLS, THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW!

 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT.

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BE YOURSELF, EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN.

OSCAR WILDE.

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TWO THINGS ARE INFINITE, THE UNIVERSE AND HUMAN STUPIDITY, AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE!

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN.

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YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, ONCE IS ENOUGH!

 

MAE WEST.

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IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER ANYTHING!

 

MARK TWAIN.

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I AM SO CLEVER THAT SOMETIMES I DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OF WHAT I'M SAYING!

 

OSCAR WILDE.

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WISE PEOPLE LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS, THE REST OF US ARE THE OTHERS!

 

WE MUST SUPPORT BACTERIA, THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE!

 

NEVER TRUST A DOG TO WATCH YOUR FOOD!

 

I AM NOT FAT, I'M JUST EASIER TO SEE!

 

BECOMING A VEGAN IS A BIG MISSED STEAK!

 

ONE DAY YOU'RE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, THE NEXT? YOU'RE TOAST!

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5 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said:

CONFUCIOUS SAY,

                                           MAN WHO GOES TO SLEEP WITH SEX ON MIND, CAN WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND!

Man who go to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with stinky finger.

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