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5 hours ago, Mr H said:

Everyone's lovely, until they're an asshole...


Kinda made that one up myself 😅

I hate men who have ponytails, whenever you lift a ponytail you'll usually find an arsehole underneath!

I kinda made that one up myself too, I guess we're a pair of genius's! 😜

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Never put off until tomorrow something you could do today, because if you like doing it today, you can always do it again tomorrow!👍


Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind, may wake up with solution on sheets! = Confucius


Ignorance is temporary, but stupid is permanent!


When life gives you melons, you could be Dyslexic!


I tried being normal, it was the worst two minutes of my life!


The doctor told me I'm schizophrenic, but to be honest, I'm in two minds whether to believe him or not?


Marriage means being committed, but then again, so does insanity!


I adore spontaneity, well, as long as it's carefully planned of course!


Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars!


Commonsense is like a deodorant, the people who need it most never use it!


The difference between stupidity and genius is the genius has it's limits!


Waging war is the only way Americans get to learn Geography!

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Alan Watts 


“People can't be talked out of illusions. If a person believes that the earth is flat, you can't talk him out of that, he knows that it's flat. He'll go down to the window and see that its obvious, it looks flat. So the only way to convince him that it isn't is to say, "Well let's go and find the edge”

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The past is in your head, but the future is in your hands!

He who thinks he's leading but has no one following him is only taking a walk!

Tough times do not last, but tough people do!

It's better to have a little than to have too little!

If the rich could hire someone to die for them, then the poor would make a very good living!

Success is when your signature suddenly becomes your autograph!

I like pigs, dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals! =Winston Churchill.

An empty vessel makes the most noise! = Diane Abbott.



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"You're made to believe that your holocaust that happened during the second world war is something that may happen again. It may? But the originator of it may not necessarily be the Nazis. We don't have any Nazi submarines roaming around the shores of the United States and Canada."


- Yuri Bezmenov, LA Lecture

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"...and if these people are as sincere as they say they are, they would start demonstrating in the Kremlin, or in Red Square, not in Washington D.C, or in the Central Park in New York, or in Los Angeles, but they don't have courage, they don't have guts to go to Russia"


"...I agree that they're misguided, but I think that they are cowards. They're unprincipled dishonest people, and there's no justification that they're misguided or poorly informed. It's their fault that they're poorly informed. There's enough information..."


- Yuri Bezmenov, LA lecture

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You spend the first 20 years of your life being messed up by society. 

You spend your second 20 years realising you're messed up. 

You spend your third 20 years doing something about it. 

Then you can be free! 


A friend told me this many years ago and I'm still not sure if he meant it for life in general or just me !!  😅 

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