Mr H Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Everyone's lovely, until they're an asshole... Kinda made that one up myself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars!= Oscar Wilde You can tell a man who boozes, by the company that he chooses, and the pig got up and slowly walked away! = Kermit The Frog! WHAT'S GREEN, AND SMELLS OF PORK? KERMIT'S FINGERS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 5 hours ago, Mr H said: Everyone's lovely, until they're an asshole... Kinda made that one up myself I hate men who have ponytails, whenever you lift a ponytail you'll usually find an arsehole underneath! I kinda made that one up myself too, I guess we're a pair of genius's! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campion Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Weather forecasting is like politics. Never admit you got it wrong in the past, just keep them focused on what's going to happen tomorrow. [Me, just now ]. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Marriage is a great institution, but, who the hell wants to spend their life in an institution? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Never put off until tomorrow something you could do today, because if you like doing it today, you can always do it again tomorrow! Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind, may wake up with solution on sheets! = Confucius Ignorance is temporary, but stupid is permanent! When life gives you melons, you could be Dyslexic! I tried being normal, it was the worst two minutes of my life! The doctor told me I'm schizophrenic, but to be honest, I'm in two minds whether to believe him or not? Marriage means being committed, but then again, so does insanity! I adore spontaneity, well, as long as it's carefully planned of course! Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars! Commonsense is like a deodorant, the people who need it most never use it! The difference between stupidity and genius is the genius has it's limits! Waging war is the only way Americans get to learn Geography! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 (edited) Never, ever, trust children, they're here to replace us! Edited August 11 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor entirely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Alan Watts “People can't be talked out of illusions. If a person believes that the earth is flat, you can't talk him out of that, he knows that it's flat. He'll go down to the window and see that its obvious, it looks flat. So the only way to convince him that it isn't is to say, "Well let's go and find the edge” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 9 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor entirely! "the way you shoot,you could not hit the see from within the boat" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The All Eye Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 You only live once. Wrong. You live every day. You only die once. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 (edited) The past is in your head, but the future is in your hands! He who thinks he's leading but has no one following him is only taking a walk! Tough times do not last, but tough people do! It's better to have a little than to have too little! If the rich could hire someone to die for them, then the poor would make a very good living! Success is when your signature suddenly becomes your autograph! I like pigs, dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals! =Winston Churchill. An empty vessel makes the most noise! = Diane Abbott. Edited August 13 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 "You're made to believe that your holocaust that happened during the second world war is something that may happen again. It may? But the originator of it may not necessarily be the Nazis. We don't have any Nazi submarines roaming around the shores of the United States and Canada." - Yuri Bezmenov, LA Lecture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 "...and if these people are as sincere as they say they are, they would start demonstrating in the Kremlin, or in Red Square, not in Washington D.C, or in the Central Park in New York, or in Los Angeles, but they don't have courage, they don't have guts to go to Russia" "...I agree that they're misguided, but I think that they are cowards. They're unprincipled dishonest people, and there's no justification that they're misguided or poorly informed. It's their fault that they're poorly informed. There's enough information..." - Yuri Bezmenov, LA lecture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Are you imparting reality onto the world or do you allow the world to.impart reality upon your experience? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleo Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 "When one door closes, so does another". ~~~~~~ My husband. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campion Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 You spend the first 20 years of your life being messed up by society. You spend your second 20 years realising you're messed up. You spend your third 20 years doing something about it. Then you can be free! A friend told me this many years ago and I'm still not sure if he meant it for life in general or just me !! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but, you can not fool all of the people all of the time, Innit! Abraham Lincoln to Rishi Sunak and Sadiq Khan whilst having an all day breakfast at 'Sid's Caff' Peckham. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 “We must bend the knee to no one and nothing.” David Icke The Dream 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 You can't change the past, but you can change yourself and create a better future. Just made that one up 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 (edited) Be yourself, everyone else is taken. -anon. Edited September 27 by Mr H 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The All Eye Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 "Watch your six." Old military saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. Malcolm X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Denzel Washington "if you read newspaper you are misinformed,if you don`t read newspaper you are uninformed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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