altercations with the true covidiots, minor or major

[sickofallthebollocks]

...Just been to the local supermarket, a 'man' in his late 40's abruptly stopped in front of me (there was a lady 20 feet in front of him looking at the plants and flowers that line the queueing area)
I politely stopped behind him, waited for 20 seconds or so thinking "what the fuck?"
(Problem is, the queueing area is 20 foot wide - so there was always room to get past the lady anyway)

Then I said to him politely " excuse me, are you in the queue sir?"
to which he replied "yes I am - I'm waiting for this lady to move so I can get past, and, can you step back from me please?" 

(I know I know better, but I decided not to let this one go.
I said "no, I can't...and won't, you're either in the queue or not,  you're blocking other people getting in, you idiot"
(spoken emphasis was on the idiot)

He looked round a little shocked, probably not used to someone actually standing up for themselves, he was probably some kind of managing director in some shit company or other.

He then walked up to the attendant and started 'telling on me'  (in a kind of sir-sir-that boy's been naughty sir!) kind of way,
I just chuckled out loud and walked straight into the supermarket as this was happening,.

What a cunt,  I'm sorry about this, I would usually just walk on by - rise above it - especially if it was an old dear - or someone with issues, but this prick was 'one of those'   you know the type, in his chino shorts with button up shirt,  and wearing an 'ascot' or some kind of scarf around his neck -  a toff, oughty-toytey, upper-class nob-end.

That's it, I know it's a minor one, but - I was ready for a bust-up, I hate these pricks, I hate the way that they think it's alright to speak down to other people treat everyone else as a fucking lepar.
FUCK EM.

Feel free to offer sound advice or chip in and have a vent.  






 

Edited June 22, 2020 by sickofallthebollocks
spelling of queueing

[jonesthepost]

I say give that man/woman (you) a beer

 

You’re human, sometimes you just got to let it out, and that pillock sounded like he deserved it.

 

No worries soatb

[sickofallthebollocks]

Ha-haa, thanks Jonesy - I'll take that beer with pleasure - and happily with alot of you guys and girls on here - absolutely not fucking social distancing in any way.

He was a pillock - that's the polite term anyway, it seems to rile me so, especially if it's a healthy looking, not-short-of-money type, who should know better, I'v never backed away from aggressors, I've always stood up for the 'little-person' it's engrained in my personality, I can't help it.
Maybe it's one of my life-tasks/reasons to be here - I mean - to learn to walk away, not rise to it, it's so enticing though   -  to stick it to the man!!!!!

It certainly got my heart beat up and running - I was ready for a verbal conflict.  But - at the same time - couldn't wait to ge tthe hell out of there, away from the negativity.
 

[Ziggy Sawdust]

A couple of weeks ago I had a  masked prick at the supermarket check out  asking me to get further back from him as he was packing his stuff....I was about 5 foot from him......I said "Get a grip you brainwashed clown, the girl who has just taken your money is sitting three feet from you!"

"What do you mean by "brainwashed clown?" he said.....I then launched into a tirade telling him there was no fucking virus and told him to stop watching television......He laughed and said "You're a nutter"

 

It's bloody hard out here on the front line.

[shadowmoon]

37 minutes ago, Ziggy Sawdust said:

A couple of weeks ago I had a  masked prick at the supermarket check out  asking me to get further back from him as he was packing his stuff....I was about 5 foot from him......I said "Get a grip you brainwashed clown, the girl who has just taken your money is sitting three feet from you!"

"What do you mean by "brainwashed clown?" he said.....I then launched into a tirade telling him there was no fucking virus and told him to stop watching television......He laughed and said "You're a nutter"

 

It's bloody hard out here on the front line.

 

I had one last week, I was about 4 feet away from him in the queue.. he goes "Can you step back please.!"

 

To which I said ..."Yeah no problem mate." & stepped back an inch lol.. he couldn't really say much to that.

 

He was about my age and terrified the daft sod , I said to the guy serving "Oh man that guy was SO SCARED!!!"

but the lad serving wouldn't say anything.

 

Couple of months ago I walked past this bloke and his family and he shouts at me "SOCIAL F***ING DISTANCING!!." I just turned round and stared at him. he was twice my size & probably used to bullying everyone & I'm only a little scrag of a guy.

 

Edited June 22, 2020 by shadowmoon

[Ziggy Sawdust]

2 minutes ago, shadowmoon said:

 

I had one last week, I was about 4 feet away from him in the queue.. he goes "Can you step back please.!"

 

To which I said ..."Yeah no problem mate." & stepped back an inch" 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice one.

:-)

[shadowmoon]

Just now, Ziggy Sawdust said:

 

Nice one.

:-)

 

Lol  it works, because what can they say to it? after all I have  obligingly moved back

[sickofallthebollocks]

7 minutes ago, shadowmoon said:

 

I had one last week, I was about 4 feet away from him in the queue.. he goes "Can you step back please.!"

 

To which I said ..."Yeah no problem mate." & stepped back an inch lol.. he couldn't really say much to that.

 

He was about my age and terrified the daft sod , I said to the guy serving "Oh man that guy was SO SCARED!!!"

but the lad serving wouldn't say anything.

 

Ahhhh Shadowmoon, well done!  I wish I'd had done that now - stepped back an inch - I don't think he would have noticed me doing it though as we were outside and as soon as he said "can u step back please?" he turned back round. 
(I was about 5 feet from him I would say)
He clocked me walking in from the side on the way to the queue (me in my shorts and t-shirt - him in his chino-shorts,shirt and asssss-cot) and probably thought I was some goyim or some friendly looking dweeb that wouldn't crush a grape in a fruit fight.

I will not suffer frickin idiots.

[Ziggy Sawdust]

2 minutes ago, shadowmoon said:

 

Lol  it works, because what can they say to it? after all I have  obligingly moved back

 

I think I'm gonna buy a water pistol and start squirting it at these 'distance freaks' when they speak to me.

Filled with piss of course.

[shadowmoon]

3 minutes ago, sickofallthebollocks said:

Ahhhh Shadowmoon, well done!  I wish I'd had done that now - stepped back an inch - I don't think he would have noticed me doing it though as we were outside and as soon as he said "can u step back please?" he turned back round. 
(I was about 5 feet from him I would say)
He clocked me walking in from the side on the way to the queue (me in my shorts and t-shirt - him in his chino-shorts,shirt and asssss-cot) and probably thought I was some goyim or some friendly looking dweeb that wouldn't crush a grape in a fruit fight.

I will not suffer frickin idiots.

 

They piss me off .. "Oh no I'm gonna catch a cold."

[shadowmoon]

4 minutes ago, Ziggy Sawdust said:

 

I think I'm gonna buy a water pistol and start squirting it at these 'distance freaks' when they speak to me.

Filled with piss of course.

 

Filled with dettol for THEIR health benefit.

[Ziggy Sawdust]

[Ziggy Sawdust]

I saw someone on this forum not long ago referring to these supermarket morons as "Branch Covidians"

I thought that was neat.

[sickofallthebollocks]

29 minutes ago, shadowmoon said:

 

I had one last week, I was about 4 feet away from him in the queue.. he goes "Can you step back please.!"

 

To which I said ..."Yeah no problem mate." & stepped back an inch lol.. he couldn't really say much to that.

 

He was about my age and terrified the daft sod , I said to the guy serving "Oh man that guy was SO SCARED!!!"

but the lad serving wouldn't say anything.

 

Couple of months ago I walked past this bloke and his family and he shouts at me "SOCIAL F***ING DISTANCING!!." I just turned round and stared at him. he was twice my size & probably used to bullying everyone & I'm only a little scrag of a guy.

 

.... With a big heart though mate.

[sickofallthebollocks]

5 minutes ago, Ziggy Sawdust said:

 

[sickofallthebollocks]

brilliant ziggy ...(ahhh..when I wish I wasn't out of likes)
Put this one on the humour thread too.

[shadowmoon]

20 minutes ago, sickofallthebollocks said:

.... With a big heart though mate.

 

cheers. :)

[Jaquiby]

Went to the metrocentre a big shopping mall where I live. Que Marshalls everywhere, telling people to obey the one way system, I veered off course and was told to obey, looked straight at him, and kept on walking. They even have signs with give way, can you believe it. Wanted to go into next, for a browse, qued up like a good girl. There was an assistant with full visor on, gloves etc, looking like she was going into a nuclear reactor plant. She got her gel out and said I needed to clean my hands before I entered. I said to her, so if I don't clean my hands are you not allowing me into the store, she said it was my choice and it was to protect the staff. So I told her it's my choice not to put that stuff on my hands and walked in. After the next 2 shops getting the same hassle, and having to put up with brain dead zombies, my energies were on the bottom, and I could feel myself getting more angry, so decided to go home. Used to enjoy my days out there, not any more. Fed up with people, to be honest, it's like people are hypnotized, and terrified. Whilst driving stopped at traffic lights, saw a man behind in his car alone masked, rubbing his hands frantically with the gel, then almost like in a frenzy was putting it on his steering wheel, and cleaning it with his hands. I'm just out of words now, where people are concerned. 

[AndyJ]

A woman on the pavement held her hand up to me to stop once as she obviously thought I was going to be too close when she passed me. She looked about 80 so I felt emotionally manipulated into stopping because I didn't want to scare the old bat. Then I realised she is so old her pussy is probably haunted so I should be the scared one. I just walked passed her and said "You're crazy". Didn't make me feel good but had to be said. I can't discriminate, a Covidiot is still a Covidiot no matter what age they are. They all need to turn off the TV and get a fucking grip.

[sickofallthebollocks]

26 minutes ago, AndyJ said:

A woman on the pavement held her hand up to me to stop once as she obviously thought I was going to be too close when she passed me. She looked about 80 so I felt emotionally manipulated into stopping because I didn't want to scare the old bat. Then I realised she is so old her pussy is probably haunted so I should be the scared one. I just walked passed her and said "You're crazy". Didn't make me feel good but had to be said. I can't discriminate, a Covidiot is still a Covidiot no matter what age they are. They all need to turn off the TV and get a fucking grip.

Ohhh fuckin'ell Andy .... I wish I had some likes - I love that mate. Top marks!!!!!!   (yep haunted and hangin like a wizards sleeve, I bet)

like Dot cottons throat skin etc etc.....

 

Edited June 22, 2020 by sickofallthebollocks
spelling & dot cotton

[sickofallthebollocks]

40 minutes ago, Jaquiby said:

Went to the metrocentre a big shopping mall where I live. Que Marshalls everywhere, telling people to obey the one way system, I veered off course and was told to obey, looked straight at him, and kept on walking. They even have signs with give way, can you believe it. Wanted to go into next, for a browse, qued up like a good girl. There was an assistant with full visor on, gloves etc, looking like she was going into a nuclear reactor plant. She got her gel out and said I needed to clean my hands before I entered. I said to her, so if I don't clean my hands are you not allowing me into the store, she said it was my choice and it was to protect the staff. So I told her it's my choice not to put that stuff on my hands and walked in. After the next 2 shops getting the same hassle, and having to put up with brain dead zombies, my energies were on the bottom, and I could feel myself getting more angry, so decided to go home. Used to enjoy my days out there, not any more. Fed up with people, to be honest, it's like people are hypnotized, and terrified. Whilst driving stopped at traffic lights, saw a man behind in his car alone masked, rubbing his hands frantically with the gel, then almost like in a frenzy was putting it on his steering wheel, and cleaning it with his hands. I'm just out of words now, where people are concerned. 

Hold on in there Jaquiby,  you're the normal one - remember that buddy. 

[Jaquiby]

Yes I will, thanks for that. Not many of us around, thats why i like to come on here, keeps me going while everyone around me has gone looney tunes bonkers, won't ever give in to their new Abnormal. Not my normal and never will be. 

[sickofallthebollocks]

1 minute ago, Jaquiby said:

Yes I will, thanks for that. Not many of us around, thats why i like to come on here, keeps me going while everyone around me has gone looney tunes bonkers, won't ever give in to their new Abnormal. Not my normal and never will be. 

respect.

[jonesthepost]

7 hours ago, sickofallthebollocks said:

Ha-haa, thanks Jonesy - I'll take that beer with pleasure - and happily with alot of you guys and girls on here - absolutely not fucking social distancing in any way.

He was a pillock - that's the polite term anyway, it seems to rile me so, especially if it's a healthy looking, not-short-of-money type, who should know better, I'v never backed away from aggressors, I've always stood up for the 'little-person' it's engrained in my personality, I can't help it.
Maybe it's one of my life-tasks/reasons to be here - I mean - to learn to walk away, not rise to it, it's so enticing though   -  to stick it to the man!!!!!

It certainly got my heart beat up and running - I was ready for a verbal conflict.  But - at the same time - couldn't wait to ge tthe hell out of there, away from the negativity.
 

 

Gawd, that’s exactly what I’m like mate!

 

And maybe the lesson/task is to stick it to them; give them something to think about maybe - if they have even a modicum of brain power to process common sense!

[motleyhoo]

5 hours ago, shadowmoon said:

Couple of months ago I walked past this bloke and his family and he shouts at me "SOCIAL F***ING DISTANCING!!." I just turned round and stared at him. he was twice my size & probably used to bullying everyone & I'm only a little scrag of a guy.

 

 

I'd like to shake your hand.  I'm a "little scrag of a guy" also.  It's meant I've spent my life being an over-achiever because all I've heard since I was a little kid was how I couldn't do this or that especially in sports or anything physical.  I pushed myself harder than anyone doing just about everything.  It won me a gold medal in a military fitness competition, and it allowed me at the age of 45 to get into competitive cycling.  That attitude also made me the first person in my family going back generations to finish college, and I picked one of the most rigorous programs in the country.  While I don't go looking for fight with big dudes, I've just had to learn to not take shit from people.  Is that how life has been for you?