jonesthepost Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 3 hours ago, tooth said: * sneak peek at Govt measures to prevent further " incidents " in the UK * Optional Recommendations : 1. National Thoughts and Prayers week. 2. Abolish the Reading Police and replace them with Clowns on Unicycles 3. Have a lengthy Enquiry that takes at least five years to get going , which will never release its findings Mandatory " recommendations " : 1. Ban White people from all public parks as this will reduce the temptation to murder them 2. Immediately release the Kraken / Karen to remind white people their very DNA is an abomination 3. Change every lightbulb in the country to black lighting , its just more fun at crack parties 4. Ensure that every ethnic.minority is given access to fire arms and fire arms training to protect themselves against the " backlash " that we are sure is about to happen 5. Make looking at ethnic minorities a criminal offense I wasn’t sure whether to laugh at that or not... 1 hour ago, EnigmaticWorld said: And not looking shall be wrong too. Or this... 26 minutes ago, tooth said: Yes both , not looking and looking at ethnic minorities will be punishable by up to fifteen years in Prison. As soon as we work out how the Unicycle Clowns can peacefully detain the felon using only buckets of glitter and silly string But this, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesthepost Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 3 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said: And not looking shall be wrong too. I mean, anyone in their right mind should wonder if it’s a piss take; that’s inanity at its finest Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020member Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Official Police Statement: 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Sawdust Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 11 hours ago, tooth said: "Abolish the Reading Police and replace them with Clowns on Unicycles" Genuinely laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocomel Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 20 hours ago, motleyhoo said: I saw people when the Tour de France went through Britain a few years ago, stand out in the road to get selfies and just stood there getting run over like their brains were dead. Go to any sporting event and look how many people are just sitting there recording it and staring at the little screen instead of actually enjoying the day. Do they really think anyone is going to watch their shitty video? What is wrong with these people, are they even people any more? It's more like they're automatons living life through the device instead of the other way around. They are 1) hoping their number of subscribers will increase 2) hoping to get more ad money. While we are compassionate that we care for all humanity and trying to wake them up..... At the end of the day it's you call but Elvis has left the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocomel Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 18 hours ago, kj35 said: Hold your arms out in front almost fully extended. Make a clapping move but miss so your right arm is on top and left arm comes underneath. Ok. So imagine someone coming right hand with knife at you. Do that move. Right arm hits their wrist under knife...slaps knife away from your body. Left arm meanwhile comes in and catches their elbow pushing it against itself and breaking it. Knife drops. Left handed assailant ..reverse it. I grew up in a tough neighbourhood. You are welcome :-D jeet kune do brown belt. Plus Kali (escrima stick fighting). But as @zArk says pissed paying no attention. No chance. There is an easier option....this is taichi/kung fu style. If they are coming head on....just step aside, just a little move, one step and they will keep charging on forward. If you happen to have eyes on the back of your head,as below, just duck as they approach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocomel Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 It won't let me embed the vid so had to post separately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 33 minutes ago, chocomel said: There is an easier option....this is taichi/kung fu style. If they are coming head on....just step aside, just a little move, one step and they will keep charging on forward. If you happen to have eyes on the back of your head,as below, just duck as they approach you. yes that's another JKD move too. Use their force against them, also the clapping move both your hands hit the assailants arm at the same time, so the force of the wrist being moved against you (your right hand ) and their elbow moving towards them (your left hand) breaks the elbow. no worries about disarming them, they'll drop it. Edited June 22, 2020 by kj35 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velma Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, tooth said: 3. Have a lengthy Enquiry that takes at least five years to get going , which will never release its findings They haven't "learned the lessons" from the previous eight enquiries, I'm doubting their capacity for learning. Edited June 22, 2020 by Velma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motleyhoo Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 19 hours ago, kj35 said: Looks like the girl who got their arm ripped off in the tiger king That is absolutely the same person. This needs to get bumped. Look at the eyes, nose, and lips. Look at the flabby skin around chin and neck area - same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motleyhoo Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Edit- delte double post. Edited June 22, 2020 by motleyhoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooth Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Velma said: They haven't "learned the lessons" from the previous eight enquiries, I'm doubting their capacity for learning. Well its a bit like when someone is just starting to wake up to some horror or other perpetrated by Govt and I hear them ask : when will they do something about all of this ??????!!!!! and I all ways think , they are doing something ....... you just dont like what they are doing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagmar Gross Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Now, according to David's theory, this young Libyan may well have had his mind manipulated too. A number of people who have known him for some time, like neighbours, have been interviewed and all said that he was a pleasant, normal young man of whom they would not have expected such violence or act of terrorism. Will he have received a phone call to trigger him off? Naturally we will not be informed of this, but he was known to MI5 and MI6, so they can well have prepared him for this... So monstrous, but there is more trouble brewing in Libya just now. I saw a post on Facebook that the Italian Foreign Minister met with the Turkish government over Libya. The French have been monitoring a weapons shipment near Libya's coast. Who knows, this may be part of a reason to bring the British into this again too? Here is an article by Reuters on this. All the others who have published this virtually say the same. We have learnt already, of course, that this is how journalism in our world works. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-libya-security-turkey-italy/turkey-will-work-with-italy-for-stable-peace-in-libya-foreign-minister-idUSKBN23Q29B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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