Storm in the garden Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) ...over the lazy dog Well fcuk me it worked. Sorry guys that was just a test...that's the first time I've been able to start a new topic in over a week ! Edited June 1, 2020 by Storm in the garden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 The god of thunder rode one day upon his jet black filly. "I'm Thor", he cried. The horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle, thilly". " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 There was a little boy who said "ain't". He fell in a can of red paint. He said, with a shout, "If I ever get out... ...I'll say isn't and aren't but not ain't." My grandpa used to tell me that whenever I said, "ain't". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 There once was a group of elite Who practiced the art of deceit They convinced us of bugs So we're obviously mugs And wear silly masks on the street 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 There was an old man called Bill Gates Who realized it's people he hates So he dreamt up a jab To put folks on a slab Now the world is just his and his mates 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Yay! I'v no reactions left, but I'm liking this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 When a group of nerds who were pally Believed others perceived them dolally They moved out from the city To a place rather shitty And renamed it Silicon Valley Think I'm running out of steam now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 There was a young alien called musk Who wanted to turn humans to dust So he invented some cars And built rockets for mars And implanted brains with computers for lust 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 6/1/2020 at 5:18 PM, Storm in the garden said: ...over the lazy dog Well fcuk me it worked. Sorry guys that was just a test...that's the first time I've been able to start a new topic in over a week ! For a start ,how do you know the dog was lazy , it could ave been working it's ass off all day and was catching some shut eye, the fox might have been the lazy one and only jumped over the dog because it was bitten on the bum by an ant . For that matter how do you know the fox was brown ,did you see it first hand. You just can't come onto this forum and make wild accusations about defenseless animals without strong evidence to back them up I'm pleased thing are working for you now There was an old bastard called Branson who loved the young dollies for dancing to an island they'd go where it is I don't know but to get there you must be a virgin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, peter said: For a start ,how do you know the dog was lazy , it could ave been working it's ass off all day and was catching some shut eye, the fox might have been the lazy one and only jumped over the dog because it was bitten on the bum by an ant . For that matter how do you know the fox was brown ,did you see it first hand. You just can't come onto this forum and make wild accusations about defenseless animals without strong evidence to back them up Apologies....The ALF are protesting outside my house as we speak...can you please call them off? For some weird reason that was the first thing that came into my head to type. I "think" that sentence was used to test typewriters (remember them?) because it uses all the letters in the alphabet (apparently?) Error Alert! Error Alert!... I've just checked my theory and I was wrong. It should have been Jumps instead of jumped, otherwise there's no S in the sentence. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" does have all the letters in the alphabet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 I intended to have a go at writing a four line limerick, but it just grew and grew and ended up not being at all funny. To stop the truth, davidicke.com was hacked and all the forum info was also attacked, to keep us all quiet and lock us all down, it seems to be even affecting the crown. A one world religion is soon on its way and a trillionaire’s shop, as long as you pay, no cash allowed, you need AI approval, if you object they’ll arrange your removal. The database says you have the disease, a knock on the door and deaf to your pleas. They’ve arranged a distraction, down on your knees. Wait though, think, don’t play into their hands, We should be united against all their plans. Don’t take your phone with you wherever you go and don’t buy that tech, it’s spying you know. Don’t get me started re drones or GMO food, or vaccines, fracking, they’re not for our good. Just don’t buy their stuff, or do their dirty work. Time to think for ourselves and not go berserk. Let’s find a solution that excludes the one percent. The safety of children should be our first intent. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 MORE! ENCORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 A fellow named Cummings set forth, on a long, scenic journey up north. He feigned injured surprise at the indignant cries, of those grounded through rules he'd enforced. His excuses, delivered with guile - Failing eyesight, ill health and a child. But he couldn't conceal that the reason for real, was a yearning to run free and wild. So then facing the mad and disgusted, and on seeing that he was so busted, he said, "So what? It's tough! You can go and get stuffed. Bojo's mine and I'm Teflon encrusted". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 A wiley old geezer called Boris Said he's just doing what's best he thinks for us He took one for the team Entered self-quarantine And received a get well card from Soros ----------------------------------------------------------------- There was once an un-handsome prince Who's ideas made most subjects wince He befriended a Saville Things began to unravel And his plants haven't talked to him since 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm in the garden Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 He resided on Capitol Hill And was partial to having a thrill Then a flight log was seen To an island obscene Now awake folks just want to Kill Bill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Bless and protect the innocent. A fellow poet - written by an 8 year old in Kidderminster, called Devon Simkin-Samways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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