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4 hours ago, Nobby Noboddy said:

The clapping started elsewhere, it has Tavistock written all over it so I doubt that story. Good joke though. :)

I know mate, that's why I wrote 'apparently' I was using my 'sheeple eyes', a bit tongue in cheek you might say! Have a good weekend and thanks for the reply!?

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The previous post is torture; not humour. I think that oddsnsods should be banged up for bringing that disturbing image into my consciousness. Anyhow, back on topic, did you hear the one about the English man, the Scottish man the Irish man and the freemason? :classic_ninja:

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On 6/19/2020 at 11:33 PM, numnuts said:

The previous post is torture; not humour. I think that oddsnsods should be banged up for bringing that disturbing image into my consciousness. Anyhow, back on topic, did you hear the one about the English man, the Scottish man the Irish man and the freemason? :classic_ninja:

 

My lawyers have just confirmed that Rachel Riley has banned me from cracking my joke, due to it being deemed 'anti-semitic'. Meanwhile, Rach is said to be back in her study, while furiously working on the WTC7 mystery. She is looking a bit confused, but I have great faith in her. Yes, Rach, that's 47 storeys in about 7 seconds, which equates to about 1 storey per 0.15 seconds. You can do it Rach!

 

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Sick of hearing all this covid bullshit I decided to spend a few months solo camping on a tiny island, so off I went and set up my bivvy, and settled in for the duration. However, less than two hours later I had visitors! Two big and burly officers of the law, and they were there to tell me to pack up and go away { not the exact words they used, but kids might be reading this }! I asked 'why'? and was told that I was causing a traffic hazard to drivers using the A27! Apparently there's a lot more to this exploring and adventuring lark than meets the eye!

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On 6/19/2020 at 11:33 PM, numnuts said:

The previous post is torture; not humour. I think that oddsnsods should be banged up for bringing that disturbing image into my consciousness. Anyhow, back on topic, did you hear the one about the English man, the Scottish man the Irish man and the freemason? :classic_ninja:

 

A Freemason, a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman were flying together in an airliner. The captain announced that due to the failure of one of the engines they were rapidly losing altitude and that one of them would have to jump out to save the others. "I do this for the glory of Scotland!" said the Scot and he jumped out. "We need to lose more weight," cried the captain, so the Welshman shouted as he jumped, "I do this for the glory of Wales!" "Sorry," said the captain. "I'm afraid we need to lose more weight." "I do this for the glory of Ireland!" said the Irishman as he threw the Freemason from the plane.

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