sickofallthebollocks 1,039 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Turn up the volume on this one and watch till the end.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Basket Case 3,615 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 On 1/13/2021 at 3:28 AM, peter said: The life and times of Epstein and friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter 806 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 29 minutes ago, Basket Case said: There is only one problem I don't like cats, and I didn't make a mistake 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr H 840 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 My Next life - George Carlin In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. George Carlin, 1937-2008 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basket Case 3,615 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 11 minutes ago, Mr H said: In my next life I want to live my life backwards Have you watched the 2008 film, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Odie Hatzcats 263 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 6 minutes ago, Basket Case said: Have you watched the 2008 film, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ? https://www.bitchute.com/video/r54tOULwSar9/ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr H 840 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 25 minutes ago, Basket Case said: Have you watched the 2008 film, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ? Nope. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basket Case 3,615 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 10 minutes ago, Mr H said: Nope. I'd recommend it. Great film. BC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screamingeagle 1,143 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Mr H said: My Next life - George Carlin i'm not sure that is Georgys joke,bit it's brilliant never the less Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basket Case 3,615 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, screamingeagle said: i'm not sure that is Georgys joke,bit it's brilliant never the less I'm fairly sure I've seen him saying that. I'll try to find it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screamingeagle 1,143 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Just now, Basket Case said: I'm fairly sure I've seen him saying that. I'll try to find it.. how did i missed that...i'm waiting ☺ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basket Case 3,615 Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 25 minutes ago, screamingeagle said: how did i missed that...i'm waiting ☺ Looks like it was originally Sean Morey. I'm sure George did a better version but can't find it yet.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screamingeagle 1,143 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 10 minutes ago, Basket Case said: Looks like it was originally Sean Morey. I'm sure George did a better version but can't find it yet.. maybe in his younger days, i don't think he would use someone else's material..... maybe in a interview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
metak88 450 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 3 hours ago, Basket Case said: Looks like it was originally Sean Morey. I'm sure George did a better version but can't find it yet.. Quote Variations of this piece have also been misattributed to Andy Rooney and Woody Allen. The original source is a variation on a piece by Sean Morey. ( "snopes.com: Andy Rooney on Everything", Snopes.com, 2012-09-09 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney3.asp, ) https://quotepark.com/quotes/1771548-george-carlin-i-want-to-live-my-next-life-backwards-you-start-o/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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