Odie Hatzcats 262 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Beaujangles said: (Out of likes) hahahaha It's funny as fuck but the end is stunning All that and he just goes "We don't agree with the proposal" and walks off lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beaujangles 381 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Odie Hatzcats said: It's funny as fuck but the end is stunning All that and he just goes "We don't agree with the proposal" and walks off lol LMAO Which MP is it I wonder...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wingwang 552 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Prince Arthur 146 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 World's End Pub Quiz - 2020 Powerpoint Slide Show download link: https://pubastrology.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/pub-quiz-2020.pps 'https://pubastrology.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/pub-quiz-2020.pps' and the quiz is mostly about pubs and drinking...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Woodsman 74 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BridgeBuilder 177 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Creepy drive-through grotto. Wrong time of the year. May be next year will be a hit. Quote A Scrooge character prompted a warning on a parenting site after he gave one young visitor nightmares Probably discussed in mums dot net. *cough* https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-55376683 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leapy 169 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 One I made today Under tier 4 restrictions, non-essential shops, hairdressers and leisure and entertainment venues will close, with a new “stay at home” message introduced. People who need to travel for education or childcare will be exempt, and exercise will be unlimited. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leapy 169 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Apparently these are the top 10 British cracker jokes of 2020: 1 What is Dominic Cummings’s favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas. 2 Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate! 3 Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled. 4 Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity. 5 Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen. 6 Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because, eventually, it’s behind you. 7 Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn. 8 Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have. 9 What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread. 10 Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Woodsman 74 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Well with this current attitude from the well known discount Irish airline I think I will take the train across Europe in future. Microsoft man have shares in airlines? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foggy Dewhurst 142 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) Herr Johnson IS Ebenezer Screwage Missy Hancock IS Bob Scratchit and Bill Woody Allen Kermit Gates IS Tiny Prick .... in a New Play. Based on "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" by Prince Charles Dickends,an old classic is given a Vlad the Impaler treatment. With Guest Appearance from Santa Klaus Schwab as the Ghost Of Christmas Confinement. A "Gaslighting Group"Production. (Please note any audiences over six people will be beaten over the head and arrested,for their own safety.) The Critics are Raving.....as you know: "You Vill NOT Enchoy It,Schweinhundt!!" Edited December 22, 2020 by Foggy Dewhurst 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Golden Retriever 3,466 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 As THICK as thieves. How not to rob a jewellry shop! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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