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35 minutes ago, sickofallthebollocks said:


Yeah but yours is long as a ruler & thick as a coke can. 😉👍

Probably.....

.... not my business.

 

sorry.
 

 

Well I've had no complaints in that department. Could always do with extra bit of girth though 🤣

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Said Bill Gates to Klaus Schwab one day,

"I'll make a small bet if I may,

It is my opinion,

That our world dominion,

Is soon to be coming our way.

 

I've bankrolled the WEF and the WHO,

The political leadership too,

The media's fine,

They're toeing the line,

The public just won't have a clue.

 

We'll just give the flu a new name,

We'll say that a bat is to blame,

We'll fib and we'll lie,

Tell them 'Granny will die',

And make them feel guilt and feel shame.

 

No opposing voice will be heard,

No track or trace of alternate word,

We'll nab and we'll pen 'em,

We'll jab them with venom,

As nothing will seem too absurd."

 

But Billy and co were soon through,

They were seen as Satanic Spew,

The public awoke,

And saw through the sick joke,

What then followed was "Nuremberg 2"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 12/16/2020 at 3:08 PM, Fluke said:

Well I've had no complaints in that department. Could always do with extra bit of girth though 🤣

It doesn't bother me that my wife's ex had an 11 inch cock. I mean the joke's on him. He probably can't even get boxer shorts that fit!! Ha! Ha! The poor sod!

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On 12/16/2020 at 12:55 PM, Fluke said:

I'm only an inch taller you cheeky sod 🤣

Its not the size of the dog in the fight.... etc... etc... Breathe in positivity. Breathe out smallcockitis! LOL!

 

You have to laugh. Small  cock Cruisey compensates by being a big dick!

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