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I want to take over the freemasons. Where do I send my C.V. off to? I thought I would try the polite approach, before an enforced takeover is duly initiated.

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19 minutes ago, numnuts said:

I want to take over the freemasons. Where do I send my C.V. off to? I thought I would try the polite approach, before an enforced takeover is duly initiated.

Please apply to your local lodge where you can mingle with like minds.Gumby.gif.4ca9dc360ad3f8d3bc8f1839d16f0d8f.gif.4d0870b250bfa167a531b0808b7f775d.gif

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Remember this song from the 70s?

 

KRAFTWERK ....THE ROBOTS......

 


 

We're charging our battery
And now we're full of energy
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We're functioning automatic
And we are dancing mechanic
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

[Russian:]
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I'm your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I'm your worker)
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I'm your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I'm your worker)

We are programmed just to do
Anything you want us to
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We're functioning automatic
And we are dancing mechanic
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

[Russian:]
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I'm your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I'm your worker)
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I'm your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I'm your worker)

We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
 
 
Remind you of anything?
 
 
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14 hours ago, Niknik said:

NEW  "GAY DALEK" LOOK SLAMMED AS OFFENSIVE TO

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It's offensive to any form of intelligence

If some official came up to me in that ,I wouldn't be able to function for at least half an hour through laughing

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On 10/27/2020 at 12:36 AM, Niknik said:

Please apply to your local lodge where you can mingle with like minds.Gumby.gif.4ca9dc360ad3f8d3bc8f1839d16f0d8f.gif.4d0870b250bfa167a531b0808b7f775d.gif

 

Thinking man's men. I haven't had a good hump in ages, so maybe they will let me mingle in body and soul.

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