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I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19, held at my local Hospital. I figured "What the hell, I am tired of being stuck behind a mask" and let's face it I have a NEED to help protect the Nation. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

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One for all those "body confidence" obese lefty femo types who post photos of themselves in bikinis on social media then cry when people suggest they lose weight for their health:

 

http://www.albowlly.club/78s/wheezy-anna.html

 

Wheezy Anna
(Leslie Sarony)

Ray Noble and His Orchestra


Now walk up ladies and gentlemen, to see the fattest woman in the world
Why, ladies and gentlemen, she's so fat that the menagerie you....for a tent
Walk up, walk up and see the famous fat girl, Wheezy Anna

There’s a girl, a great big girl, and all who’ve ever seen her
They know that every time she breathes she’s like a concertina
When she was young she bought a small mouth-organ for a tanner
She swallowed it and ever since they call her Wheezy Anna

Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, down where the circus is on show
Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, she’s the fattest girl I know

She's got shoes as big as ships - Wheezy Anna
Ninty seven around the hips - Wheezy Anna
She's got sixteen double chins - Wheezy Anna
Bounce about each times she grins - Wheezy Anna

Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, down where the circus is on show
Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, she’s the fattest girl I know

Once a sailor a lad called Jack - Wheezy Anna
Struck a match upon her back - Wheezy Anna
He said I beg your pardon Miss - Wheezy Anna
I thought you were Epstein's Genesis - Wheezy Anna

Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, down where the circus is on show
Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna, she’s the fattest girl I know

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Sarony

 

So Un PC lol.

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