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A plane is descending rapidly from the air, the pilot announces there's nothing more he can do and the passengers are all petrified.
Suddenly a women near the front of the plane stands up and starts undressing.
She proceeds to yell, "Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!"
She continues to yell this for about three minutes  before a man a few seats down jumps up.

He says "Yeah I can make you feel like a woman."
He then takes off his shirt and trousers,  throws them  towards her and says, "Here, iron these for me"

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On 12/24/2021 at 2:37 PM, Mr H said:

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. But men are buying women's farts for £1000 a fart!

 

Crazy world

 

 

 

An update!

 

This stinks to me!

 

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"DO YOU LIKE TO MUZZLE UP

OR WEAR A WELDER'S FACEGUARD IN PUBLIC PLACES?

DO YOU THINK GOVERNMENT IS YOUR FRIEND?

AFTER TWO YEARS DO YOU STILL BELIEVE MAINSTREAM MEDIA?

 

THE CHANCES ARE,YOU MAY BE A NUMPTY.

 

NUMPTINESS IS AN EMBARRASSING CONDITION BUT RARELY FATAL IN ITSELF.

 

IT IS COMMON IN ALL AGE GROUPS AND ALL WALKS OF LIFE,BUT IT IS VITAL THAT YOU ARE CONTINUALLY TESTED FOR IT AND VIRTUE SIGNAL AT ALL TIMES!

 

PLEASE RING THE NUMBER BELOW,OUR "BRIDGES FOR SALE" DEPARTMENT,WHO WILL TEST YOU OVER THE PHONE FOR GULLIBILITY,NAIVETY AND BANK BALANCE."

 

 

 

 

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