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This is true ,where I live we have ticks ,bush ticks ,cattle ticks, paralysis ticks  and these rotten little things that I call grass ticks they are black and about the size of the head of a pin,but don't they make you swell up,I had one on my left hip for a couple of days and now half my ass looks like it shops at Cosco's, I hope you sick bastards find that funny

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Chat up lines for the pubs opening tomorrow

What disinfectant are you wearing?

Why don't we slip into something less protective?

Until I saw you, I was just bored stiff

Why don't we get a Zoom?

Would you handle my package if I left it outside for 2 days?

I have bog roll.

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