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If you want to mess with the Normies after they have taken their Astra jab, ask them how long exactly will the jab protect them from Covid. Then find really fun and creative ways to give them the actual answer...

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"The duration of protection has not yet been established. Studies are ongoing."

(p.4) https://www.ebs.tga.gov.au/ebs/picmi/picmirepository.nsf/pdf?OpenAgent&id=CP-2021-PI-01194-1

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ stupid wankers

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I wait for them to proudly say, "I'm protected. I rolled up my sleeve." ๐Ÿ˜ Yeah okay dip shit if you say so

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12 hours ago, DarianF said:

America's new 'woke' Army ad vs China and Russia Army ads:

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America's enemies are laughing their arses off. The final nails in the coffin of the American Empire. Brought down by the queer woke brigade.

it's fucking cartoon....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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but give credit where credit is due it's a fucking new level of brain wasingย 

imagine all the macho man who had to approve this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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a cartoon for military recruitment.....gtfoย 

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19 minutes ago, screamingeagle said:

it's fucking cartoon....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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but give credit where credit is due it's a fucking new level of brain wasingย 

imagine all the macho man who had to approve this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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a cartoon for military recruitment.....gtfoย 

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7,000 likes. 201,000 dislikes. No wonder they disabled the fucking commentsย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ --->

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FRUIT PICKERS WANTED

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Sally Milligan from suburban Brisbane, read a job advertisement and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Queenslanders are not willing to do.

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She submitted her application for a job in Gayndah Qld as a lemon picker but thought that she was too qualified for the job.

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She had an arts degree from Griffith University and a master's degree from the University of Queensland.

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For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a schoolteacher.

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The farmer studied her job application, frowned, and said "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume".

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However, I have to ask you, "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

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"Well, as a matter of fact, I have", she said.

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"I have been divorced two times, owned three Holdens, voted twice for Kevin Rudd, and once for Bill Shorten".

The good news is she started picking yesterday!

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