peter Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I went into a large bottle shop today and they have spots on the ground with please stand here written on them 1.5 mt apart, the only problem was they were every where, all around the multiple checkouts and up each isle , and yes I made a point of not standing on any of them . After paying for the plonk the woman said have a nice , to which I replied I'm not coming back here again ,I wish you lot would make up your mind as I find this shop very confusing , where is it exactly you want me to stand, at the moment you give every one that comes in at least 3 dozen choices . At which point I walked out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapy Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I saw this poster years ago and it really amused me to think of the small-minded people, however, it's no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapy Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Is this photo American Police Riot practice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Leapy said: Is this photo American Police Riot practice? Bank robbers in uniform 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EnigmaticWorld Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, screamingeagle said: LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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screamingeagle Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 masterpice ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 6:30 PM, Leapy said: Is this photo American Police Riot practice? are these people serious ,what bureaucratic idiot comes up with this shit , I can just imagine them all sitting around in their air coned office , then suddenly one pipes up and says ,I know we will get the police to kneel down on one knee , that will make all the black people happy, until we kill a few more off, then we will have to think of something different. Brilliant idea Jim Bob,now where are we going for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone Fishing... Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Morpheus.......run !!!!!!! He's on his way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 ^^banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickofallthebollocks Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, screamingeagle said: ^^banned WHat does this mean SE? Who's banned? Was there a troll-ie Mr Anderson on the forum before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 A black man walks into the doctors office and says ,I wish to become a Jew, the quack says it's possible but it will take surgery and we will have to remove 20% of your brain . That's OK said the fellow as I really want to become a Jew. The next day he goes in for surgery and in the recovery room ,as he is waking up he sees the doctor leaning over him with a worried look. The quack says to him sorry but during surgery we had some very bad complications and we had to remove 50% of your brain, the fellow looks up a the doctor and says no worries ,she'll be right mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone Fishing... Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, sickofallthebollocks said: WHat does this mean SE? Who's banned? Was there a troll-ie Mr Anderson on the forum before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Here is a very sexist joke for blokes my age , if you are easily offended ,stiff shit don't read it A fellow has a sex change done and a doco is made about it, so he has to do the rounds to promote the film On a radio show the interviewer gets down to the nitty gritty. The interviewee said, the first surgery was a relative breeze ,there was not much pain, the recovery time was short and I really enjoyed having new breasts The second surgery was a great deal worse ,where my old fella was changed into a vagina the procedure was extremely painful and the recovery time was a great deal longer , but now every thing is OK and I'm very happy but the next lot of surgery in a few days to complete the transition is supposed to be the worst. The interviewer had a confused looked on his face and said ,I was under the impression that the last surgery was the finish of it all, oh no , this is the one where they stretch my mouth and remove part of my brain ( right now I have pissed off half the population) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) On 5/20/2020 at 12:09 AM, Basket Case said: Christ mister basket I'm not messing with you, talk about really knowing how to put the boot in Edited June 7, 2020 by peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, sickofallthebollocks said: WHat does this mean SE? Who's banned? Was there a troll-ie Mr Anderson on the forum before? Humour thread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickofallthebollocks Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, kj35 said: Humour thread ? sorry -didn't mean to de-rail the humour thread. (I know I have again by typing this) curiosity got the better of me, please delete this mods if u need to. Edited June 7, 2020 by sickofallthebollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone Fishing... Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, sickofallthebollocks said: sorry -didn't mean to de-rail the humour thread. (I know I have again by typing this) curiosity got the better of me, please delete this mods if u need to. My thread. No problem with anyone asking questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, sickofallthebollocks said: WHat does this mean SE? Who's banned? Was there a troll-ie Mr Anderson on the forum before? mra is banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone Fishing... Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, kj35 said: Humour thread ? l posted a funny meme about Mr Anderson. lt went on from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Blimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 38 minutes ago, sickofallthebollocks said: sorry -didn't mean to de-rail the humour thread. (I know I have again by typing this) curiosity got the better of me, please delete this mods if u need to. No I thought screaming was joking. But been here long enough to know they wouldn't joke about that. My bad x apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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