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23 hours ago, Golden Retriever said:


Great video my dear friend Velma, but out of likes.


Communism is also atheism. Let's cancel Christmas!


Wishing you and yours a very bonny Christmas.


The bagpipes are still playing in Christian Palestine, but the BBC think it's all a yawn




Thanks for that.

Have a lovely holiday/lockdown everyone!

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33 minutes ago, screamingeagle said:

in case any of the members had any doubts


Ah, cool thanks.. 

I'm now going to leave the forum, get a huge stock of masks in and sign up for the vaccine... Ciao 🤨

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There is a wonderful story, which may or may not be true, but is worth telling anyway, about a similar litany of desires. According to urban legend, during the yuletide of 1948 a Washington DC radio station asked ambassadors from a number of countries in the capital their preferred Christmas gift, and the replies were recorded for a special holiday broadcast.

The expected answers were intoned: 'Peace throughout the world,' from the French ambassador; 'Freedom for all people enslaved by Imperialism,' from the Russian; and then a call went through to Sir Oliver Franks, the representative of Her Majesty's Government.

'Well, it's very kind of you to ask,' he replied. 'I'd quite like a box of crystallised fruit.' 

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