Avoiceinthecrowd Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Jiujitsu...noun, 'jiu-jit-su' 1- The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them; 2- Involuntary Yoga, verb (used with object) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fruithunter Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 10 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: DRESSING LIKE A TART, THE BITCH HAD IT COMING! Agreed. She was asking for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 SURELY THE TWO OF US CAN PUSH HER TO THE NEAREST GARAGE WITHOUT TOO MUCH OF A PROBLEM? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 An Amazon driver asked me the time? and I told him 'Between 0800 and 2100' 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 I remember the first Spanish word I ever learned and that was = 'choochoo' a man in an alley pointed a gun at me and said 'Senor, give me your wallet, or I will choochoo'! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 My uncle Charlie is a well respected farmer in the Midlands, in fact he is known as a man who is outstanding in his own field! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 My friend is over in Israel at the moment, he's studying the Yiddish Martial Art called Jewdo! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 34 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: I remember the first Spanish word I ever learned and that was = 'choochoo' a man in an alley pointed a gun at me and said 'Senor, give me your wallet, or I will choochoo'! One of the silliest things I've ever heard 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of Nigel Farage's latest book on asylum seekers ?The librarian said 'we don't like your sort here, get out, and stay out'! I said 'yes, that's the one! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 AHH WELL, GOT TO GO GIRLS,I'VE GOT LOADS OF IRONING TO DO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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