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Mr Crabtree Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 22 minutes ago, webtrekker said: Reminds me of the Spanish firefighter, José, and his brother, Jose-B! Jose-B was a Spanish homosexual who'd only sleep with other Spaniards, in fact, he'd never let a Dago by without coming onto him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 33 minutes ago, Fruithunter said: I have always wanted to see your collection of hosiery. It's available, on tap at any reasonable hour of the day! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Avoiceinthecrowd Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Man survives a Kodiac bear attack with just a .22 pistol. The friend he shot in the knee was not as lucky. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoiceinthecrowd Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 One of my wife's ancestors was killed at the 'Battle of the Little Bighorn', he wasn't in the Cavalry, he was camping in the next field and his wife sent him over to ask them to keep the noise down because she was trying to have a nap! Another ancestor was an archer at the Battle of Hastings and King Harold actually said to him 'Oi, you, stop waving that bow about, you could have someone's eye out with that thing, you clown'! The rest as they say, is history! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 1965 TO 1970 CHARLIE DRAKE IN 'THE WORKER'! FAST FORWARD TO 2025, SOMEONE, IT COULD BE ANYONE, IN A BURQUA! HOW LIFE HAS CHANGED IN 55 YEARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Avoiceinthecrowd Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 My uncle told me that my aunt's cooking was so bad...the flies pitched-in and got the screen door fixed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 16 hours ago, Avoiceinthecrowd said: My uncle told me that my aunt's cooking was so bad...the flies pitched-in and got the screen door fixed. My dog tried my mother in law's cooking once, he ate a whole plateful of leftovers, and then spent the rest of the evening licking his own arsehole to get rid of the taste! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cemeterycrow Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 26 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: My dog tried my mother in law's cooking once, he ate a whole plateful of leftovers, and then spent the rest of the evening licking his own arsehole to get rid of the taste! My dogs not fussy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 4 hours ago, cemeterycrow said: My dogs not fussy DRESSING LIKE A TART, THE BITCH HAD IT COMING! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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