Fruithunter Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 17 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: A VEGAN SAID TO ME 'PEOPLE WHO SELL MEAT ARE DISGUSTING'! I SAID 'PEOPLE WHO SELL FRUIT AND VEGETABLES ARE GROCER'! People who sell pills are pillocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 16 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: I bet, if you took that letterbox off her face, she'd be at least a two bagger, one over her head, and the other one to be sick in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 (edited) My cousin bought a house that used to be a chapel, what a mistake that was, he's held 25 jumble sales in the last 2 years and still hasn't raised enough cash to get the roof repaired! His sister was no luckier, she bought a converted railway booking office, but she's spending a fortune every week on platform tickets just so that she can water her hanging baskets! Edited July 11 by Mr Crabtree 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 22 hours ago, Fruithunter said: People who sell pills are pillocks. People who sell spectacles clearly need to be looked at! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fruithunter Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 8 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: People who sell spectacles clearly need to be looked at! People who sell timekeeping devices need to be watched. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) 14 hours ago, Fruithunter said: People who sell timekeeping devices need to be watched. NEVER buy a Rolex off a man who's red in the face and panting! Edited July 12 by Mr Crabtree 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1velocity7 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 was in 2 minds whether to put here or boat life lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 10 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: NEVER buy a Rolex off a man who's red in the face and panting! Never order a flame-grilled burger from a chef with no eyebrows! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) l LUCKILY I MANAGED TO STOCK UP BEFORE THE HOSEPIPE BAN! Edited July 12 by Mr Crabtree 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 HOWEVER, ON THE OTHER HAND, AIR INDIAN MANAGED TO KEEP ONE IN THE AIR FOR TWENTY SECONDS, NON STOP! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Grapes Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: Reminds me of "The Office" when Gareth brings out his Dirty Bertie toy. Edited July 12 by Grumpy Grapes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fruithunter Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 14 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: l LUCKILY I MANAGED TO STOCK UP BEFORE THE HOSEPIPE BAN! I have always wanted to see your collection of hosiery. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 15 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: l LUCKILY I MANAGED TO STOCK UP BEFORE THE HOSEPIPE BAN! Reminds me of the Spanish firefighter, José, and his brother, Jose-B! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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