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MY WIFE SAW A SPIDER IN THE SINK AND ASKED ME TO TAKE HIM OUT, SO, I PUT MY COAT ON AND WE WENT FOR A FEW PINTS, HE WAS A NICE GUY {AND IT TOOK AGES TO GET HIM LEGLESS} ,download-2025-06-29T115652_204.jpg.3274adbf2582d24aeb8d10f4b65976e6.jpg

  AND WE CHATTED ABOUT HIS JOB,IT TURNED OUT HE WAS A WEB DESIGNER!

WE WERE WELL INTO GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHEN HIS DISTANT COUSIN TURNED UP, DRUNK, SO I LEFT THE PARTY AND WENT HOME ANYWAY!

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1 hour ago, Mr Crabtree said:

MY WIFE SAW A SPIDER IN THE SINK AND ASKED ME TO TAKE HIM OUT, SO, I PUT MY COAT ON AND WE WENT FOR A FEW PINTS, HE WAS A NICE GUY {AND IT TOOK AGES TO GET HIM LEGLESS} ,download-2025-06-29T115652_204.jpg.3274adbf2582d24aeb8d10f4b65976e6.jpg

  AND WE CHATTED ABOUT HIS JOB,IT TURNED OUT HE WAS A WEB DESIGNER!

WE WERE WELL INTO GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHEN HIS DISTANT COUSIN TURNED UP, DRUNK, SO I LEFT THE PARTY AND WENT HOME ANYWAY!

images(70).jpg.38c8b618b2b4b0bf8f39c1386d638eda.jpg

 

 

We have a huge resident spider. I call him 'Cotton Eye Joe,' mainly due to my arachnophobic wife constantly asking, 'Where did he come from? Where did he go?' 🤣

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