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Mr Crabtree Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 WOMAN = MY GIRLFRIEND BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT? DOCTOR = WELL CAN I SUGGEST YOU PLAY SOME TYPE OF GAME YOU'RE GOOD AT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Avoiceinthecrowd Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 On 6/22/2025 at 8:15 PM, Mr Crabtree said: May I suggest a classic? Water's ready!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 1 hour ago, Avoiceinthecrowd said: May I suggest a classic? Water's ready!! I was actually thinking, maybe, Handel's Water Music! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cemeterycrow Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 3 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: I used to be a taxi driver but people kept talking behind my back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 22 minutes ago, cemeterycrow said: I used to be a taxi driver but people kept talking behind my back I took a taxi from Brighton station the other week, the police stopped me within a mile and my court case comes up quite soon! I think it was my too white a face that gave me away, but, it was whiter than that by the time I left the police station and realised I would have been better off going by bus in the first place! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k_j_evans Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 On 6/23/2025 at 1:15 AM, Mr Crabtree said: Just buy it a Roger Whittaker album and let it decide - lots of tracks to choose from 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoiceinthecrowd Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Social media tweets... "Why do people always laugh at my name." - Makunt Izichi "I know how you feel." - Jenna Tellia "I get that all the time." - Buster Highmon "Same here." - Hugh Jaynus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoiceinthecrowd Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, "What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef, or lamb?" I said "thank you, I'll have chicken please." She replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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