Mr Crabtree Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 21 minutes ago, webtrekker said: The woman in our chippy is Chinese and she thinks I'm in the medical profession and keeps mentioning her 'sore finger, and waving the salt shaker about at the same time, maybe it's a Chinese lucky charm ritual? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 did you know Sikhs are exempt from wearing any sort of crash helmets? REALLY? yep, it's true, I always thought it was a Turban Myth! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 (edited) On 6/18/2025 at 11:12 AM, Mr Crabtree said: OH, WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE KEIR, LET'S PRETEND I'M LORD ALLY! OR=, OH, WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE KEIR, LET'S PRETEND I'M LORD ALLY, AND YOU'RE THE BRITISH PRIME MINCER, AFTER ALL PAL, YOU'VE HAD A FEW MONTHS TO GET INTO THE ROLE NOW! SO, ASSUME THE POSITION, THINK OF ENGLAND, AND LETS GET ON WITH IT! Edited June 20 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 (edited) BEAUTY MIGHT ONLY BE SKIN DEEP, BUT, I DON'T FANCY PEELING ONE OF THESE TO FIND OUT, SHE LOOKS AS IF SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO LICK PISS OFF A STINGING NETTLE! Edited June 22 by Mr Crabtree 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 (edited) 'E WUZ OWTSIDE MY BEDWOOM WINDOW AT THE CLINIC, 'E WUZ WIV A BUNCH OF PINK ELEPHANTS, THEY 'AD THE BRASS NECK TER JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN' UP AT ME LIKE I WAS THE ALIEN! Edited June 22 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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