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Mr Crabtree Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Definately a face I'd never get tired of punching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 It must be about sixty years ago now, but I still remember my old Grandad's last words to me as if it were only yesterday! 'You're standing on my oxygen tube, you useless big footed wanker'! And, I've still got the wristwatch he sold to me on his deathbed, and he never cashed the cheque I gave him either! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Every kid in the world knows that when you lift up a pony tail, you usually find an arsehole underneath it! You know what's yellow and would look great on twats like this? A fucking J.C.B. Digger, that's what! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 (edited) HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW THEY GOT THERE? Edited June 10 by Mr Crabtree 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) TAXI DRIVER TO WIFE =' I HAD ABBA IN THE BACK OF MY CAB TODAY' WIFE 'OH, AND WHERE WERE THEY GOING'? 'WATERLOO, WHERE DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING'? Edited June 11 by Mr Crabtree 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 (edited) My neighbour's thick son went for a job at the R.S.P.B. and the interviewer asked him what he knew about 'Barn Swallows'? and he replied 'he was the man who invented the 'Bouncing Bomb' during world war two'! That was a month ago and apparently he's still waiting for them to get in touch to let him know if he got the job! Edited June 12 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I've recently put all my old 'dogging' gear on Ebay, I haven't had any offers yet, but there are twenty three people watching! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 STARMER LEAVES HIS WIFE AND MOVES INTO A BATCHELOR PAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dragon Slayer Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 From the Convid archives.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Slayer Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Bogof. As new condition(Slight smoke damage). $33 each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dragon Slayer Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 8 hours ago, Dragon Slayer said: Bogof. As new condition(Slight smoke damage). $33 each. Apologies for this. Had one too many at a wake. Distasteful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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