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The 'TEFLON' Prince, A.K.A.  = Andrew, is trying to scrape together another 13 million quid since he recently received an email off a Nigerian Prince telling him he has some Nubile nieces looking for a kind and gentle, non sweating, sugar daddy, to help them learn more about 'Royal' circles and how they operate! P/S Andy has promised faithfully to pay it back out of his pocket money / backhanders etc!🤔

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BASTARD WHO DUMPED AN OLD DOUBLE MATTRESS IN MY FRONT GARDEN ONE NIGHT ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT I HONESTLY DON'T!🤔 AND, FURTHER MORE,  IT WAS TRULY EMBARRASSING TAKING IT TO THE LOCAL TIP, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY, LOWLIFE BASTARD, IT HAD MORE STAINS THAN A TRAMP'S UNDERPANTS! I GENUINELY HOPE YOUR EAR HOLES TURN TO ARSE HOLES AND SHIT ALL DOWN YOUR SHOULDERS!

                                                                                                   YOURS SINCERELY,

                                                                                                                                           THE MAN AT NUMBER 69.

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