Mr Crabtree Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 WELL HELLO DOLLY,GREAT NEWS LOVE, YOU CAN FORGET D.I.V.O.R.C.E. AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGv0SnmOKFW/?igsh=MXhpdTNiZnVvOXY2Zg%3D%3D Funny skit, Zelensky and Trump playing cards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I pulled a nose hair out today to see if it hurts at all? the way the bloke asleep next to me on the train screamed, and then leapt into the air makes me think it must do! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Good news, Erectile Dysfunction can be cured by diet and exercise, bad news, try getting your lady to diet and exercise, wow, good luck with that then! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pi3141 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 An inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of the optical organ to an equine quadruped devoid of visionary capacity. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Campion Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 "The Korean Demilitarized Zone is a heavily militarized strip of land running across the Korean Peninsula near the 38th parallel north." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demilitarized_zone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 (edited) On 3/4/2025 at 12:54 AM, Mr Crabtree said: I USED TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL WHO OWNED A PARROT, FUCKING THING NEVER SHUT UP, BUT, I HAVE TO SAY, THE PARROT WAS COOL THOUGH! SHE SAID SHE HAD THE PARROT TO REMIND HER OF HER GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDAD WHO WAS A FAMOUS PIRATE, AND SHE ALSO HAD PIRATE'S BLOOD COURSING THROUGH HER VEINS WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN TRUE, BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAD ONE EYE, A HOOK, A WOODEN LEG AND A SUNKEN CHEST! WE ACTUALLY GOT TALKING ON A WEBSITE AND DECIDED TO MEET UNDER THE CLOCK AT WATERLOO STATION AT 11.30 ON THE FOLLOWING WEDNESDAY I ASKED HER TO CARRY A RED ROSE SO THAT I WOULD RECOGNISE HER I WALKED UP TO HER AND SAID' HELLO, ARE YOU CAROL'? AND SHE REPLIED 'YES' AND I SAID TO HER 'WELL, I'M NOT MR CRABTREE' THAT WAS THE VERY FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY WOKE UP AND SAW A CROWD LOOKING DOWN AT ME AND ASKING IF I WAS ALRIGHT? ONE OF THE PORTERS SAID 'FECK ME MATE, SHE'S GOT A GOOD RIGHT HOOK AIN'T SHE'? Edited March 6 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 7 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Water Polo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 48 minutes ago, Grumpy Grapes said: Water Polo? I still get royalties from Polo for inventing the hole in the middle, before I came up with that idea, there was nothing there at all, just an empty space in the middle of the mint! I even got an award! I once invented an acid that could burn through anything, but I couldn't sell any of it because I couldn't find a container to hold it in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 58 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: I still get royalties from Polo for inventing the hole in the middle, before I came up with that idea, there was nothing there at all, just an empty space in the middle of the mint! I even got an award! I once invented an acid that could burn through anything, but I couldn't sell any of it because I couldn't find a container to hold it in! I get royalties for the holes in the ozone layer; Swiss cheese; Aero bubbles ; and the evolutionary 'missing link'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 BUT, DOES THAT MEAN SLOW AT TURNING UP TO AN INCIDENT? OR SLOW AS IN 'NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE BOX'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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