Mr Crabtree Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 (edited) On 2/27/2025 at 9:53 AM, Mr Crabtree said: I EVENTUALLY MANAGED ONE, BUT BOY OH BOY IT WAS HARD GOING AT TIMES, AND I LIVE IN BRIGHTON! On 2/27/2025 at 9:53 AM, Mr Crabtree said: I USED TO GO AROUND OLD BUILDINGS COLLECTING RAT DROPPINGS, WHEN I EVENTUALLY FILLED A SACK, I USED TO SELL IT TO A MAN WHO USED TO MANUFACTURE 'RATSHIT SPANNERS' AND SELL THEM ON TEMU! Edited March 2 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 The Irish pound was called a PUNT until it was discontinued as legal currency in 2002! I suppose it was called a punt to rhyme with 'Bank Manager' 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankieboy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 At least they did not put poor old Basil in the Ratatouille he is from Barcelona!!! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 2 hours ago, Frankieboy said: At least they did not put poor old Basil in the Ratatouille he is from Barcelona!!! Manuel thought that he was a Siberian hamster. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 (edited) British Prime Mincer 'Sir' Keir Starmer is reportedly in hospital suffering with 'Cherry Blossom Poisoning' after a very busy session of boot licking, although they're not too sure which brown stains on his tongue are polish and which ones are shit? Edited March 3 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS LITTLE FACTOID, BUT BRIDGET JONES IS DYSLEXIC AND OWNS A DAIRY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) I USED TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL WHO OWNED A PARROT, FUCKING THING NEVER SHUT UP, BUT, I HAVE TO SAY, THE PARROT WAS COOL THOUGH! SHE SAID SHE HAD THE PARROT TO REMIND HER OF HER GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDAD WHO WAS A FAMOUS PIRATE, AND SHE ALSO HAD PIRATE'S BLOOD COURSING THROUGH HER VEINS WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN TRUE, BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAD ONE EYE, A HOOK, A WOODEN LEG AND A SUNKEN CHEST! Edited March 4 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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