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Mr Crabtree Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) 22 hours ago, webtrekker said: Â YES! Friends of the businessman who was found dead in Kenya said he was depressed because he'd been sacked! Edited February 27 by Mr Crabtree 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 7 hours ago, webtrekker said:    As my old mates from the Midlands would say 'Ers got a fairce loike a bosted shit'ouse!  She certainly looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit her face on every branch on the way down! She looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a coal shovel! The last time I saw a face like that, the stable lad was feeding it a sugar lump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 14 hours ago, Fruithunter said: THESE LADS ARE ON THE BALL, AND DEFINATELY HAVE THEIR FINGERS ON THE PULSE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 (edited) Â IF YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT, TALK LIKE A CUNT, ACT LIKE A CUNT, CHANCES ARE YOU ARE A CUNT! Edited February 28 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 I call my shoulders Starmer and Corbyn, simply because they fucked her labour as far as she was concerned! Â I MET A MAN THE OTHER DAY WHO'D HAD A PENIS GRAFTED TO HIS LEGÂ I THINK HE WAS A COCKNEY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) 9 hours ago, Frankieboy said: Next Location for WEF and Bilderburg Group! A friend broke down in Wales, phoned the A.A. and they said 'where are you exactly'? so he looked around, saw a sign at the edge of the road, and said 'a little village called DANGERGOSLOW'!    Years ago, he got back to his car and realised he'd locked his keys in the car, phoned the A.A. and they sent out a patrolman. The man looked, stepped back, did a little dance and the door unlocked! He said 'fuck, how did you do that'? and the patrolman said 'easy sir, I'VE GOT MY CAR KEY TROUSERS ON'!   He once went to that town with the longest name in Wales, he went to get a coffee and said to the server, could you tell me, very, very slowly, what this place is called please'? The server said  'M   C   D   O   N   A   L   D   S   sir'! Edited March 1 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 I HAVE A FOOT FETISH, BUT SADLY CAN'T DRINK MILK, I THINK I'M LICK TOES INTOLERANT! Â HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS HAVE OFFERED GENE HACKMAN THE LEADING ROLE IN THE LATEST REMAKE OF 'THE MUMMY' AFTER THE POPE TURNED IT DOWN OWING TO HIS PREVIOUS COMMITMENTS TO THE BIG BOSS MAN ! Â POLICE INVESTIGATING THE DEATH OF GENE HACKMAN, HIS WIFE AND HIS DOG ARE FOLLOWING A THEORY THAT THE DOG HAD VERY POISONOUS WIND AND ARE FOLLOWING THAT LINE OF INQUIRY, A POLICE SPOKESPERSON CAUTIOUSLY EMPHASISED 'THIS IS JUST A LEAD, AND WE DON'T THINK IT COULD END UP WITH A COLLAR! Â THE RULES FOR GOOD WEED DO NOT APPLY IN THE SAME WAY FOR PUSSY, IF YOU CAN SMELL IT ACROSS THE ROOM, IT IS NOT THE GOOD STUFF! Â A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT CROP CIRCLES ARE MADE BY ALIEN SPACECRAFTS, MY THEORY IS THEY ARE PUT THERE BY CEREAL KILLERS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 On 2/27/2025 at 9:53 AM, Mr Crabtree said: I EVENTUALLY MANAGED ONE, BUT BOY OH BOY IT WAS HARD GOING AT TIMES, AND I LIVE IN BRIGHTON! Â Â Â Â Â On 2/27/2025 at 9:53 AM, Mr Crabtree said: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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