Mr Crabtree Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) I'M NOT MAD,I AM BORIS SUNAK AND HONESTLY, I REALLY AM THE BRITISH PRIME MINCER! Edited February 13 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) PLEASE, SOMEONE TELL THEM, I REALLY AM ANGELA RAYNER! Edited February 13 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 A 2025 REMAKE OF THE THREE STOOGES! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT? MY NICKNAME FOR YOU IS 'SUCK HERE STARMER'! 'OH ALLI, YOU'RE SUCH FUNNY MAN, YOU CRACK ME UP, YOU REALLY DO'! TALKING OF CRACKS, DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A BIT OF FUN NOW 'ER INDOORS HAS FUCKED OFF'? Edited February 13 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) IS IT ACTUALLY PARANOID JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL PARANOID? YOU BE THE JUDGE! ------------------------------------------------------------ Edited February 14 by Mr Crabtree 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Copper Nitrate= the money coppers earn after 10.00 p.m. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I'M NOT SAYING MY WIFE IS BIG, BUT THE OTHER NIGHT I WENT TO THE PUB WITHOUT HER, AND THE BARMAID ASKED WHERE MY OTHER THREE QUARTERS WAS? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 The lady next door bought a pack of bra's in a sale, opened them and they were massively large, so she advertised them for sale, this story may be boring, but it also goes on to tell us that's how she got to meet the 'celebrity' Landwhale James Corden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 (edited) A local man is up in court charged with thirty five offences of Upskirting in Asda, Tesco and Morrisons, it's such an offensive crime! EXCEPT IN THAILAND WHERE IT'S JUST COMMONSENSE! THE SAME MAN WAS IN COURT RECENTLY FOR STEALING BOOKS FROM EIGHT DIFFERENT LIBRARIES, THE JUDGE WAS SO PISSED OFF AT SEEING HIM IN COURT YET AGAIN, HE LITERALLY THREW THE BOOK AT HIM! Edited February 15 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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