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Grumpy Grapes Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Looks like there's 2 'selfies' going on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 hour ago, pi3141 said: HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY THREE MY DOGS, THIS ONE IS 'PABLO' IT WAS REALLY KIND OF LORD BADEN POWELL TO OFFER TO LOOK AFTER HIM,BUT, I'M GLAD I CALLED HIM PABLO AND NOT SCOUT, BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE ENDED UP WITH A SORE ARSE OTHERWISE! HERE ARE THE OTHER TWO, CALICO AND BRANDY! I KNOW THAT I SOUND SOFT, BUT, GENUINELY, THESE THREE ARE OUR LIVES! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 I left some racehorse meat burgers in the fridge, went away for three weeks, came back, opened the fridge door, and they're off! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 So, when is Trump coming to England to 'REDEVELOPE' Bradford and Tower Hamlets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Eleven Swedes killed in mass shooting! And yet millions of pumpkins get massacred on 31 October every year and it's never reported in the MSM? That's racist that is, but, they all turn a blind eye when it suits them, don't they? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Trump says he wants the Gaza strip, personally I like the Euro 96 one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 During oral sex, some blokes like to blow gently on the ladies personal bits, just to give them a nice sensation Wayne Rooney however, does it to get the dust off! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 (edited) 9 hours ago, pi3141 said: When I was at school Mr Pritchard the music teacher told me I had Vincent Van Gogh's ear for music, I couldn't wait to get home and boast about it to granny and granddad, and then, uncle Gerald told me 'e was the gormless twat who cut his own ear orf'! I felt lower than a shithouse on a submarine when he told me that, and my perceived achievement sank lower than the aforementioned shithouse on the submarine too ! VINCENT VAN GOGH A.K.A. = THE GORMLESS TWAT! Edited February 6 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 A few words of wisdom given to me by my grandad when I was a young man, and they've always stood me in good stead ever since! 1/ Son if it's got tits, or wheels, you'll have some sort of trouble with it sooner or later! 2/ Never run when you can walk, never walk when you can stand, never stand when you can sit down, and, never sit down when you can lie down! 3/ You can tell if another man is queer by kissing him full on the lips, if he is queer he'll close one of his eyes, and if he's not queer, he'll close both of yours! 4/ If a perspective employer say's he'll pay you what you're worth, turn the job down because no one could afford to live on that sort of money! He was 88 years old when he died, and he was still living at home with his mam and dad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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