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Mr Crabtree Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 A RIGHT BUNCH OF MUGS! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 OOP'S ANOTHER BUNCH OF MUGS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 On 1/25/2025 at 4:59 AM, Avoiceinthecrowd said: This one while high... Where's the sugar, Honey?.. Beside the honey, Sugar.. We laughed when we realized what we had just said. And yet, none of us did? funny that! Only joking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 My uncle Jim was a bit dyslexic {but dyslexia hadn't been diagnosed back then, so he was just classed as a thick bastard} anyway, the doctor told him he was H.I.V. Positive, so Jim thought he was allowed to drive articulated lorries and went out and bought himself a car transporter, I told you he was thick! His first job was to take half a dozen new cars to Nelson Mandela's house, and a month later he was knocking at Nelson's front door, Nelson came to the door, Jim said 'I've just got to get a signature for your six new cars'! An angry Nelson said 'wat arr you talkin' about man? I never ordered no cars'! Jim said 'was it Winnie then'? Winnie came storming out 'No it was not me, so get the fuck off our property now'! Nelson said 'let me look at the invoice'! Jim handed it over and Nelson looked at it and said 'you thick scouse cunt, it doesn't say Nelson Mandela, it say's NISSAN MAIN DEALER'! He recently got the sack from his last driving job, for laughing at work, apparently, if you're driving a hearse it's not the done thing to laugh whilst you're working! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 NEXT TIME I'LL POST MY OWN PARCELS! THAT ELEPHANT WASN'T MARY'S FIRST MISTAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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1velocity7 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 spat my coffee out 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 (edited) WELL, I BET IT WASN'T PHONE HACKING! 'KING' CHARLIE CHUCKLES EMPHATICALLY DENIES THE RUMOUR THAT THIS CHAPPIE =' RAY DARR' IS HIS ILLEGITIMATE SON! 'LOPPY LUGS' WINDSOR SAID 'THE WHOLE RUMOUR IS RIDICULOUS, HE HASN'T EVEN GOT MY NOSE'! Edited January 30 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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webtrekker Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 23 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Sorry, just had to Photoshop that one!... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 (edited) CONDOMS FOR STARMER FANS, ASYLUM SEEKER ENABLERS AND GROOMING GANG DENIERS! Edited January 31 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 MICK JAGGER HAS A CARTON FULL OF THESE HE'LL NEVER GET TO USE AGAIN, BUT HE STILL REMEMBERS THE GOOD TIMES JUST BEFORE THE POLICE RAID WHEN THEY CAUGHT HIM AND MARIANNE DURING AN INTIMATE MOMENT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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