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On 1/24/2025 at 9:08 PM, pi3141 said:

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Actually happened to me the other day, although I wasn't high, just being a dozy bastard. 😂

 

I unblocked the sink with sodium hydroxide.

 

Then later I made a coffee and put it into the cup I used which still had few bits innit. 🙄😂

 

Drank it, immediately spat it out. But was pretty ill for a day! 😂

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THIS IS AN EARLY PIC OF THE SELF STYLED 'LEADER' OF THE TRUSTAFARIANS TAKEN JUST BEFORE HE GOT HIS FREE CLOTHING ALLOWANCE FROM HIS MILLIONAIRE BENEFACTOR! NOTICE THE PRIMARK TOP WORN BEFORE THE SAVILE ROW TAILORS MOVED IN!🤔 CLOTHES MAKETH THE MAN!🤭

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A man in America who stole a truck full of Tippex has been sentenced to serve ten years in a correctional facility!🫣

 

When you look at it logically, a swimming pool is really just a giant public bidet!🫣

 

The sexual position known as 69 will in future be called 96 due to inflation and the higher cost of eating out!😉

 

Ed Miliband see's himself as a version of Greta Thunberg, well, he is socially awkward, slightly effeminate and a real pain in the arse!

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My neighbour is dating a lady weather forecaster and say's he's never been happier, I asked 'why'? and he said 'it's very rare these days to find a woman who's wrong most of the time'! I know my wife is never, ever, wrong, and I know this is totally true, because she tells me so all the time, so it must be right! 🤫 Unless of course she's got it all wrong and just thinks she's always right, but surely that wouldn't ever happen would it?🤔

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Many transgender, pansexual and other gender bender type people haven't yet realised that there are still places all over this country where they can be anything and everything they want to be, they're called various names like secure units, care in the community programmes, psychiatric hospitals etc and are usually full of like minded people!

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My neighbour dumped his suitcase out for the bin men, he said he didn't realise how tatty it had become until he saw it on the baggage conveyor last time he went on holiday! He said it was really old and tatty compared to all the other cases on the conveyor!🫣 His wife piped up 'you know what he's like, he's always been one for the 'worst case scenario'!🫢 

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