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1 minute ago, Grumpy Grapes said:

 

 

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$1000 or near offer.

 

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On 1/17/2025 at 12:46 AM, Mr Crabtree said:

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Sorry, I know this is a humour thread and now I'm gonna go all conspiracy. 

 

I've been in many of these shops, in different towns, there's loads of these Turkish barbers popping up on High Streets. 

 

Most of the time, they are not busy, only 1 chair in use at most. Usually find them sitting outside on their phones until you walk in.

 

They're very polite but you don't often get the haircut you ask for. 

 

So I'm wondering, how can they afford to stay in business. 

 

Where is their income coming from?

 

I've got a good mate who run his own hairdresser and barber shops in various places, he's had 3 or 4, I can tell you, if that chair is not occupied for most of the day, business is hard.

 

How do they afford to stay open?

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Pauline Quirke has Alzheimer's? what a lucky cow, at least SHE'LL be able to forget 'Birds of a feather'!🫣

I think I must have Dementia, just who the fuck is this Pauline Quirke bloke?🤔

 

I wonder who will die first? 'Princess' Anne, or 'Queen' Camilla? either way it'll always be a two horse race!

 

I can thoroughly Empathise with 'Prince' Andrew, no one wanted to come near me the last time I  had a dodgy Chinese either!

 

My grandson said 'wanna hear the latest 'King' Charles joke, granddad'!

I said 'I'm all ears'

He said 'fucking hell granddad, you've already heard it'!🫣

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