Mr Crabtree Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) 2 hours ago, webtrekker said: Haha! Another howler, Mr Crabtree! I don't think it was Wolf meat, the day after I'd cooked and eaten it, my wife asked if I felt alright? I said 'why'? she said 'last night you went outside howling at the moon, there's blood on our fence and on our patio, I haven't seen our Neighbor today, and your voice sounds a little Husky' Edited January 17 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) A Californian couple just got married after only knowing each other for two days, apparently they met on Cinder, and from day one they got on like a house on fire, the only downside to this story is the fact that they couldn't find anywhere to hold the reception! Personally I find most people from California to be arrogant and self centered and I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire! 'Prince' Harry and her husband Meghan Markle offered them the use of their 18 limousine garage, but, only if Netflix could film Big H and Megs cutting the wedding cake, using the very knife that they stabbed 'King' Charles in the back with? Edited January 18 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 15 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: A Californian couple just got married after only knowing each other for two days, apparently they met on Cinder, and from day one they got on like a house on fire, the only downside to this story is the fact that they couldn't find anywhere to hold the reception! Personally I find most people from California to be arrogant and self centered and I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire! 'Prince' Harry and her husband Meghan Markle offered them the use of their 18 limousine garage, but, only if Netflix could film Big H and Megs cutting the wedding cake, using the very knife that they stabbed 'King' Charles in the back with? I just don't know what possesses people to do stuff like 'Stabbing King Charles in the back' what sort of weirdo's go around stabbing spaniels in the back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) 6 hours ago, webtrekker said: Are you telling me Angela that you've had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard? Apparently, even as a teenager in Bolton, Angela Bowen walked around with a Lilo strapped to her back in case she met someone she fancied! She'd beat Bonnie Blue's record anyway, her and her gang have screwed the whole country since July 2024, and that easily out does the record of a measly 1057 in one day! Edited January 19 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Grapes Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 14 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: He can't feel a right tit, as it's on HIS left (our right). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 I said to my wife, 'don't think I've lost the plot, but I can hear music coming from the kitchen'! She said 'it's only that bag of potatoes, they're Maris Pipers'! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 10 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: I said to my wife, 'don't think I've lost the plot, but I can hear music coming from the kitchen'! She said 'it's only that bag of potatoes, they're Maris Pipers'! From my kitchen I can hear the theme tune from "MASH" and also the sound of tap dancing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k_j_evans Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 28 minutes ago, Grumpy Grapes said: From my kitchen I can hear the theme tune from "MASH" and also the sound of tap dancing. Strange... all I can hear is "arf, arf, old bean", "here, here, what ho!". Knew I shouldn't have planted Maris Peer last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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