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Whilst on holiday with his family, Kier Starmer skipped a three hour queue for the Madeira toboggan run and walked right to the front of the line, much to the annoyance of the people queuing!🫣😡😡

He said 'well, in my defense I have to say I thought the King had died 🤔, and after all,  what's good enough for Schofield and Willoughby should surely be good enough for me, I am a man of the people, and, my dad WAS a toolmaker!👍

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A man who hung himself from a tree in EPPING FOREST was named locally by the police! What a funny name that is for a fella?🤔

 

A man in a bar asked this girl where she was from? She replied 'Wigan' he said 'home of good Rugby players and beautiful women'! She blushed, then  smiled shyly at him, then he said 'and what position do you play then'?

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