Grumpy Grapes Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 Alternative caption "This is 2025! Assume the position!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 (edited) The lady next door rang me and asked me to give her an example of an innuendo, so I went round to her house and gave her one! I honestly don't have a problem with people being spontaneous, but, I do believe there's a time and a place for that sort of thing! I was in the park today watching a group of midgets leaping about like maniacs but, to be fair, they didn't know I only had blanks in the pistol! Edited January 3 by Mr Crabtree 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Grapes Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 'Innuendo' - etymology: Derived from the Italian word for back door deliveries. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Grapes Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: There have always been rumours that Holmes is a fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoiceinthecrowd Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 4 hours ago, Grumpy Grapes said: There have always been rumours that Holmes is a fruit. Based on the many types of Holmes dramatizations I've seen, you never see girls beating his door down to get some horizontal vibes. You never hear Holmes lamenting the absence of female companionship. Then again he never appeared to dwell while in the company of policemen or male clients. Maybe he was into something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, Avoiceinthecrowd said: Maybe he was into something else Mrs Hudson maybe? One eye on her arse, and the other on her pension book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoiceinthecrowd Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 11 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: Mrs Hudson maybe? One eye on her arse, and the other on her pension book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 10 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: WATSON: [Smugly] 'Bet you don't know the name of that internal canal you woof your lunch down every day, Holmes?' HOLMES: 'Alimentary, my dear Watson!' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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