Mr Crabtree Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 I went shopping the other week, and ran out of Diesel, they never caught me, and now I've got a new trendy jacket! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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webtrekker Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Probably learned this trick from BBC flood reporters ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/27/2024 at 11:56 PM, Mr Crabtree said: AI isn't half let down by shoddy text. Great for images though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) The R.N.L.I. should change their initials to D.F.S. DOVER FERRY SERVICES I've always donated to the R.N.L.I., but the time has come to stop being a mug! MAYBE THIS COULD BE THEIR NEW LOGO? Edited December 29, 2024 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 I tried to look through the Labour Party Manifesto the other day, it was hard going, but, to be fair, I don't speak or read Arabic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) To all the kids out there, please don't worry if you fail your GCSE's, Angela Rayner failed hers, but, look at her now, she's still a thick cunt but still managing to scam her way through life anyway! She looks like she'd suck you off behind a skip for a fiver and a bag of chips! Edited December 29, 2024 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Keir Starmer walked into a bar and ordered a whisky, the barman handed it over and Starmer said 'I didn't want any ice' the barman said 'neither do pensioners now you've stopped their winter fuel allowance'! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr H Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, Mr Crabtree said: To all the kids out there, please don't worry if you fail your GCSE's, Angela Rayner failed hers, but, look at her now, she's still a thick cunt but still managing to scam her way through life anyway! She looks like she'd suck you off behind a skip for a fiver and a bag of chips! Think I'd rather stick with the bag of chips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 2 hours ago, Mr H said: Think I'd rather stick with the bag of chips Understandable really, but I suppose if you were tempted to be 'up to you nuts in guts' with dear Angela, at least it would save spoiling a good one! Years back I met a local 'lady of horizontal refreshment' in a pub, and we ended up having a 'knee trembler' in the yard behind the pub! I said 'your arse is a bit lumpy, is it acne'? She laughed and said 'no mate, there's a blind school a few doors up the road and those lumps are just the price list in Braille'! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, Mr Crabtree said: Understandable really, but I suppose if you were tempted to be 'up to you nuts in guts' with dear Angela, at least it would save spoiling a good one! Years back I met a local 'lady of horizontal refreshment' in a pub, and we ended up having a 'knee trembler' in the yard behind the pub! I said 'your arse is a bit lumpy, is it acne'? She laughed and said 'no mate, there's a blind school a few doors up the road and those lumps are just the price list in Braille'! Oh my dayz What a colorful life you've led 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 36 minutes ago, Mr H said: Oh my dayz What a colorful life you've led The thing is mate, life was much more free of restrictions when I was younger than it is now! I was going on about it to my wife and she said that I'd done a lot with my life compared to someone like her brother for instance, who'd been in the same job all his life and hardly been anywhere! And yet now, at the age of 81 { HIS WIFE IS 77} they've left the Midlands where they lived together all their married life and moved To Eastbourne to be nearer to one of his two sons and his family His other son is so far up his own arse it's unreal! My two brothers have never left the Midlands, except the odd week in Weston-Super-Mare 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 32 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: The thing is mate, life was much more free of restrictions when I was younger than it is now! I was going on about it to my wife and she said that I'd done a lot with my life compared to someone like her brother for instance, who'd been in the same job all his life and hardly been anywhere! And yet now, at the age of 81 { HIS WIFE IS 77} they've left the Midlands where they lived together all their married life and moved To Eastbourne to be nearer to one of his two sons and his family His other son is so far up his own arse it's unreal! My two brothers have never left the Midlands, except the odd week in Weston-Super-Mare By the sounds of it you lived in the best era. I only had a little taster of freedom in my yoof before the world turned completely crazy. Glad I experienced some form of normality at least 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 30, 2024 Share Posted December 30, 2024 8 hours ago, Mr H said: By the sounds of it you lived in the best era. I only had a little taster of freedom in my yoof before the world turned completely crazy. Glad I experienced some form of normality at least When I look back, even looking just a few years back, it's frightening how much things have changed in literally just a few years mate! David's saying about the 'TOTALITARIAN TIPTOE' is now advancing so quickly as it rides roughshod over people, and without any pretense whatsoever any more! And yet, people are still taken in by the Megalomaniacs who control the narrative, too many people are 'soft soaped' into believing any old bullshit they're fed! There's an old adage 'BULLSHIT BAFFLES BRAINS', well if it can baffle brains, then how easy must it be to baffle the herds that don't use their brains? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted December 30, 2024 Share Posted December 30, 2024 THE POLICE NO LONGER INVESTIGATE SHOPLIFTING? I DON'T BUY IT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 (edited) Personally, anything to do with football really pisses me off, but for any fans of it I thought this might raise a smile or two! Edited December 31, 2024 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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