Mr Crabtree Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 I was in Brighton today playing my favourite disability scooter game, =is this person truly disabled? or is it just another fat, lazy, bone idle, scamming waste of space? THIS CHARMER WIEGHS 43 STONE AND GETS 34K A YEAR HANDOUTS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 My Neighbour Reg played golf with a German tourist the other day, I asked how he got on and he said it was rubbish it took me four hours to get him out of the bunker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Crabtree Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 Having now lost his sight, Sir Elton John has been invited to win strictly next year! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Grapes Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 This Rubik's Cube took me just 30 seconds; that's 30 seconds to open the packaging and no time for the cube. The stupid factory gave me a completed one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 2 minutes ago, Grumpy Grapes said: This Rubik's Cube took me just 30 seconds; that's 30 seconds to open the packaging and no time for the cube. The stupid factory gave me a completed one. A some what eccentric friend bet me a sum of money he could solve any cube. I twisted it up a bit and went to work, a couple of days later he said " here you go" and handed me a solved puzzle only he had repainted each side and expected me not to notice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 My grandson wanted some camouflage trousers for Xmas, I couldn't find any anywhere! There was a bunch of big girls in a bar, the local drunk asked 'what part of Scotland are you ladies from'? The trappy one said 'Wales, you dumb cunt'! The drunk said 'Oh sorry, what part of Scotland are you whales from'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 I've just seen a dystopian sci-fi movie about mankind's future, in which we are enslaved by alcoholics: "Planet of the Grapes" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 (edited) AS A PAINTER YOU CAN SEE SOME OF MY WORK IN THE NATIONAL GALLERY, I DID MOST OF THE SKIRTING BOARDS! After the post mortem the coroner declared there was no trace of talent found in Liam Payne's body! Warwick Davis has joined a dating site to find love, it's called 'PLENTY MORE SHRIMPS'! I don't like Starmer, but, I don't mean to denigrate those who do, and for those who do, let me explain, DENIGRATE means 'TO PUT DOWN'! Edited December 18, 2024 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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