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A HUMOUR THREAD


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7 hours ago, Mitochondrial Eve said:

Maybe we should take a leaf out of this angry mob's book.


Rubbish straight into the bin....perfectly logical :classic_love:

 

Keep you're government ministers tidy :classic_tongue:

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1 hour ago, Jason said:

we are at the start of a cull.


Putting yourself first in the queue by any chance ? :classic_cool:

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36 minutes ago, Tinfoil Hat said:

always makes me giggle...


Looks like the 'tequila worm' has done it's job..  :classic_laugh:

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Written across the wall of the cave were the following hieroglyphics symbols:

Jewish Hieroglyphics - symbols used in the Holy Mackerel Joke - women, donkey, shovel, fish, Star of David

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:

“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.”

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow, they seek food from the sea.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

Jewish Hieroglyphics - symbols used in the Holy Mackerel Joke - women, donkey, shovel, fish, Star of David

“Idiots…Hebrew is read from right to left… It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick”

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