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Three mates go to the pub to celebrate Jim's birthday after a long session two are pissed but Jim is absolutely shit faced . He stands up and says he has to go to the loo.After a while they notice Jim hasn't returned  and they have been hearing muffled screams like someone is in pain .

One of them gets up and says he is going to check on Jim ,when he gets inside the toilet there is Jim with tears streaming down his face ,he said Christ Jim what are you doing, there's no toilet paper and every time I try to stand up someone squeezes my balls really really hard he replied.His mate looked at him shook his head and said ,you idiot your sitting on a mop bucket.

 

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