Mr Crabtree Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) I may have mentioned this before, but when I broke up with my first wife I decided to have a bit of solitude and get my head together, what better place could there be than a one man tent in the middle of an island? It was only a smallish island, but there was room for me and my tent and room to light a fire each an evening if the weather turned cold, and I'd bought supplies with me, so, what on earth could possibly go wrong? I'd just got the tent up when I noticed what I thought was a flashing blue light in the distance, and gathering speed as it headed towards my island, it was just getting dusk and my first thought was 'I'm gonna be abducted by aliens'! Suddenly a voice came across very loudly and very clearly, 'Get off that island you pillock, you're not allowed to camp on any part of the A38, SO YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET YOUR GEAR TOGETHER AND FUCK OFF BEFORE WE ARREST YOU'! Luckily my car was parked on the grass verge opposite, and the nice police officer held up the traffic whilst I dragged all my stuff across the main road and back to my car, one woman truck driver with big tattooed arms shouted all sorts of abuse at me, I remembered then why I'd divorced her in the first place! Edited November 29, 2022 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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