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5 hours ago, Steven Tansell said:

I once knew a 'lady of horizontal refreshment' who regularly gave her valued punters a decent discount, I once had a 69 for the one off offer of 49!🤫

SHE WAS IN A HURRY ONCE AND ONLY GAVE ME A 68, I COMPLAINED AND SHE APOLOGISED AND SAID 'ON YOUR NEXT VISIT I'LL OWE YOU ONE'!🤔

I STILL MAKE LOVE TWICE A WEEK AT 74, I ACTUALLY LIVE AT 29, BUT THE WIDOW UP THE STREET AT 74? WOW!🤫

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On 9/25/2022 at 4:59 PM, numnuts said:

If I didn't know any better, then I would think that the dude managed to perhaps finally drop a log. Happy days. 😀

 

 

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A pair of oxygen thieves if I ever saw them, Sir Billy Bollocks and his Smarmy Squeeze, they wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire, but, they would definately shit on us to get higher up the greasy pole!😬 He looks as if he's practicing his Jack O' Lantern face for Halloween🤭 and she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!🤭

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8 hours ago, Steven Tansell said:

A pair of oxygen thieves if I ever saw them, Sir Billy Bollocks and his Smarmy Squeeze, they wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire, but, they would definately shit on us to get higher up the greasy pole!😬 He looks as if he's practicing his Jack O' Lantern face for Halloween🤭 and she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!🤭

Forgot to mention this, wasn't he the wanker who when he was head of the crown prosecution service let Jimmy So-Vile walk or was that just a vicious slur by fat Boris Bunter? I believe in the old adage 'There's No Smoke Without Fire'!

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