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On 8/28/2022 at 7:21 PM, sickofallthebollocks said:

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I had a bargain today,🤫 I bought a false leg from a charity shop for just a fiver, my wife moaned, but I said 'hey christmas is coming up soon, this will make a nice stocking filler for someone'! She wasn't impressed at all!🙄🤔🤭 I bought it from AGE CONCERN and the nosey cow in the shop said 'how old are you'? I said I'm seventy four, why'?

She said 'I'm just concerned that's all'!🤔

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On 9/22/2022 at 5:35 PM, sickofallthebollocks said:

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Thanks, this just reminded me of that time when walking home pissed from the pub when I was younger, I 'found' a keep left bollard that had been knocked over and dumped on a grass verge, and I took it home with me and put it in my bedroom. I took the shade off a desktop lamp that I had and put it inside, and just like that I had a 'novelty' lamp in my room!  😆

 

I kept it for a week until the novelty wore off, then in the quiet of the night I put it back on the grass verge...

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