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RobinJ Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 On 6/16/2022 at 3:49 PM, Golden Retriever said: RIP brave man. didnt he die quite soon after he made that movie? hmmm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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legion Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 On 7/3/2022 at 3:49 AM, RobinJ said: didnt he die quite soon after he made that movie? hmmm yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickofallthebollocks Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 On 7/5/2022 at 6:42 PM, legion said: yep Yes. Coincidentally. Of a heart attack. Just after he'd had a full physical check up and been pronounced fit & healthy. Another of those mysteries (or not). I feel we're poorer for that loss. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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allymisfit Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Get yer combs oot folks, let's make some groovy music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaleP Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 7/6/2022 at 9:24 PM, Bombadil said: S Was this last night's conversation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemuri Kyoshiro Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) So this bloke decides to leave the material world and join a monastery. The rules are simple there. Complete silence except that every five years, the monks are allowed to speak two words. So, for five years, the bloke tends the gardens, milks the cows, makes bread, and prays every day consistent with the monastic life. The abbot calls him over and tells he him can speak his two words. The bloke looks at him and says 'bed hard.' The abbot nods his head and says, 'we'll have to look into that.' Another five years go by, and the bloke works his bollocks off from dawn until dusk. The abbot approached him and says 'doesn't time fly? Time for your two words.' The bloke nods and says 'food bad.' The abbot looks down and says 'we'll have to look into that.' Another five years pass and the man is a pitiful looking wretch. The abbot walks up to him and says 'time for another two words brother.' The man says 'I quit.' The abbot nods his head and says 'good thing. You've done nothing but fucking moan since you came here.' Edited July 8, 2022 by Nemuri Kyoshiro 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 I know this has been around for years but it still makes me laugh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BossCrow Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 7 hours ago, Tinfoil Hat said: I know this has been around for years but it still makes me laugh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BossCrow Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Timebox - Baked Jam Roll In Your Eye 'You'd better watch out for Klaus!' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemuri Kyoshiro Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 A man goes to the NHS to apply for a job as a cleaner. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the armed forces?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The man says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and it blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the man, "Great. You've got the job. The hours are from 8 until 4, with overtime on the weekend. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10 o'clock?" The man is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8 until 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..no point in you coming in for that." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemuri Kyoshiro Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 This just in. A man was taken to hospital today after falling into an upholstering machine. Doctors day he's fully recovered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 7/9/2022 at 3:44 PM, BossCrow said: Timebox - Baked Jam Roll In Your Eye 'You'd better watch out for Klaus!' WOW! What a find 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bombadil Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 7/9/2022 at 3:44 PM, BossCrow said: Timebox - Baked Jam Roll In Your Eye 'You'd better watch out for Klaus!' A bit early Pink Floyd! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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