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26 minutes ago, DarianF said:

 

"Hi, I'm an essential traveller. I'm a proctologist who wants to make sure Bill Gate's anal swab is deeply and thoroughly conducted. We can't take any chances."

 

"In that case, carry on sir, but mind how you go."

 

"Thank you, cuntstable."

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24 minutes ago, Bullion said:

Is that Hitler? Lol ... Gotta keep those arms in shape for the sieg heil 

 

It's good to see the Fuehrer working out and keeping himself in shape, ready for the battles ahead.  I'm sure many will also be wishing that gyms are open here too, as they are in Argentina.

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11 hours ago, Sexpistol50 said:

What if the Satanist tag is just a red herring to cover up what they really are ? The hidden ones who are high above the politicians and Royality are a mystery, but they are really powerful and I think are sinister, are they evil beings from another realm, dimension?

 

The 'hidden ones' would be those who are called hostile ETs by New Agers, Reptilians by David Icke, Demons by Christians, Archons by Gnostics, Ahriman by Rudolf Steiner. The umbrella term Satanism may just imply attempts by the human elite to  invoke and interact with this highest level of control.

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7 hours ago, Liberty said:
 
Get over it! Asymptomatic people don't infect others. https://bit.ly/2VCRn1z
 
 
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“If COVID is a deadly virus, what should we see when cases increase?” he asks. The answer, of course, is an increase in deaths. However, that’s not what’s happening. ---del bigree

https://www.technocracy.news/mercola-asymptomatic-people-do-not-spread-covid-19/

 

better be ready for this exact thing to occur post vaccinations

its a key effect of vaccinations ---- deaths have a direct proportional relationship with cases

 

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11 hours ago, Morpheus said:

The war drums are banging. 

 

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jan/26/wuhan-lab-theory-coronavirus-outbreak-bolstered-de/

 

Declassified U.S. intelligence bolsters Wuhan lab theory in coronavirus outbreak

 

Time to get out Colin Powell to show a glass phial with Made in China SARS-CoV-2 and a rehashed Powerpoint presentation of hidden WMD facilities from the dodgy dossier on Iraq from 2002/03.

 

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7 hours ago, Macnamara said:

I know we told them they could shove their tests where the sun don't shine but we didn't expect them to take it literally...

And you thought nose swabs were bad! China begins using anal swabs to test for Covid in Beijing because 'they are much more accurate'

  • The city of Beijing is using Covid anal swabs on residents amid a fresh outbreak
  • The nucleic acid swab needs to be inserted about one inch inside one's rectum
  • It is to be rotated for several times before completing the 10-second procedure
  • Expert says the derriere method is 'more accurate' than throat and nose tests

By MailOnline Reporter

Published: 10:47, 27 January 2021 | Updated: 18:23, 27 January 2021

Beijing is using anal swabs to test its residents for coronavirus, a method that experts say is more accurate and raises the chances of detecting the virus.

To collect test samples, the swab needs to be inserted about three to five centimetres (1.2 to 2 inches) into the rectum and rotated several times.

After completing the motion twice, the swab is removed before being securely placed inside a sample container. The whole procedure is said to take about 10 seconds.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html

 

The Daily Star asks? "Is it gonna catch on here?"

 

The Daily Star has a story about a "game-changing" anal Covid test, which Chinese researchers say is more accurate than traditional tests. "If you thought mouth swabs were nasty, look away now," the paper warns, alongside the headline "squeaky bum time".

 

They are taking the piss... and feces.

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https://richieallen.co.uk/senior-tory-mp-accuses-government-of-manipulating-covid-data-for-social-control/

 

Unfortunately, if Sir Desmond's Twitter feed is anything to go by, he has now back-slided and is even calling himself (I quote) "a most enthusiastic vaccinator".  See below for the evidence.

 

I despair at these politicians.  I didn't expect any better, but it's still disappointing.  Is there no-one with backbone left in this country?

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, oddsnsods said:

Covid: Would-be travellers must prove journey is essential

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55821702

 

What counts as essential travel?

Under the national lockdown, people must only travel abroad for essential reasons.

These are the same as the "reasonable excuses" for domestic travel, including:

  • Work that cannot be done from home
  • Medical appointments
  • Educational reasons

 

One is allowed to move home in the UK during the current lockdown, so that should be the same for anyone relocating to another country.

 

Regarding medical appointments, dental work is very good and inexpensive in Croatia.   A flight to Zagreb for your dental check up, followed up with some R&R?   Not to mention, Croatia is very much more relaxed than the UK and have very few Covidian zombies.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Orange Alert said:

 

One is allowed to move home in the UK during the current lockdown, so that should be the same for anyone relocating to another country.

 

Regarding medical appointments, dental work is very good and inexpensive in Croatia.   A flight to Zagreb for your dental check up, followed up with some R&R?   Not to mention, Croatia is very much more relaxed than the UK and have very few Covidian zombies.

 

 

That or Tanzania or the Amazon. Anywhere with a jungle, fuck it, I'll live with the monkeys and tigers.

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A man is being sought by police for trying to remove a family member from hospital.

 

A video posted to social media shows a man saying that COVID-19 "had not been proven to exist" and that he was taking the patient from the hospital home.

 

Detective Chief Inspector Kimball Edey said: "We would like to speak to Hayden Leigh in connection with abusive and threatening comments being made towards hospital staff on social media." He added: "We also need to track Hayden Leigh down as a matter of urgency due to the public health risk he poses. "He may well have contracted the virus himself. "We are appealing for any information and any help we can get from the public to find this man so that we can deal with him appropriately."

 

 

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-police-seek-man-after-hospital-staff-abused-by-group-trying-to-remove-coronavirus-patient-12200765

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16 minutes ago, Fluke said:

Book a regular COVID-19 symptom-free test today and help reduce the spread of the virus. http://mygp.me/KentTesting Play your part and help protect Kent.

 

Got this text through today. I thought they only wanted people with symptoms to take the test.

No, how else are they going to inflate the imaginary cases figures? Bend over and brace yourself son! I've heard they've got the anal tests in Kent, good luck. 😉👍

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