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21 minutes ago, bamboozooka said:

is anyone still getting older people approaching you on the pavement running across the road to avoid you.

i had an old dear run up someones drive today to avoid getting the lurgy

 

I'm taking the government's advice to heart about pretending to have the virus so I don't go in the day....

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... but I do shamble around old people's homes after dark, moaning regularly and occasionally let rip with a bowel tightening "Come out Neville!!"

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2 hours ago, bamboozooka said:

is anyone still getting older people approaching you on the pavement running across the road to avoid you.

i had an old dear run up someones drive today to avoid getting the lurgy

Some old guy about 70 something was walking in front of me , I coughed and he sprinted across the road , daft old cunt ! 😂

Try it next time your out and see people's reactions 😂

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Interesting from Jimmy crankie up in Scotland 

 


And as of this morning, 415,402 in Scotland have been vaccinated, with 95% of care home residents having received a jab. In addition, 95% of health workers have now been vaccinated.
 

so 95% of health care workers have been vaccinated?

 

really?

i am reading many are refusing?

 

anyone have any thoughts?

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-55794001

 

 

 

 

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Little Prick Hancock's half hour on right now talking bollocks as always can't believe how fucking thick the media journalists are especially that Tosser from ITV news, they always ask the same pointless questions, it's all a farce, Wankcock says ' It's illegal to leave your home ' fuck off back to your little Red cupboard Hancock ! Should lock the cunt in his cupboard and throw away the key .

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4 minutes ago, vinny79 said:

Interesting from Jimmy crankie up in Scotland 

 


And as of this morning, 415,402 in Scotland have been vaccinated, with 95% of care home residents having received a jab. In addition, 95% of health workers have now been vaccinated.
 

so 95% of health care workers have been vaccinated?

 

really?

i am reading many are refusing?

 

anyone have any thoughts?

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-55794001

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, she took the real figures, doubled them and then added the first number she thought of.

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8 minutes ago, Ziggy Sawdust said:

 

Should have chased her.

 

I've also encountered a lot of these people running away from you when out for a jog. Could be a bit of a laugh to jog after them for a bit coughing and spluttering with your arms outstretched like a zombie hungry for brains.

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According to the corporate/government/media narrative, this alleged ‘virus’ is not going away, ever. Rather, they claim it is continuing to mutate at an alarming rate and spreading faster with more fatal results.

 

They don’t even know if their vaccines are effective, therefore, they are not vaccines, which by definition, provide immunity. So, they have no solution and the disease, supposedly, ramps on unabated.

 

The only answer they have is for a “global lockdown” to remain in perpetuity and for socially-distanced people to wear masks, for the rest of their lives. That is not living, in any sense of the word.

 

It is a recipe for a social, political and economic calamity, leading to hopelessness and lawlessness, worldwide. People will have nothing left to lose, literally. The WEC says, ‘we shall own nothing and be happy.’

 

For that experiment to be a successful, they better have stockpiles of Soma, otherwise, the victims will recognise their unending servitude to the ruling ‘elite’ and the slaves will revolt against their oppressors.

 

Once, they appeased us with ‘bread & circuses’ but the circus has been cancelled and the bread is scarce for many. As the saying goes, “a hungry man is an angry man.” They are pushing people over the edge.

 

How could it be possible to contain desperate populations in this open prison indefinitely? Are soldiers going to shoot ‘rule breakers’ to save lives? We would simply burn it down, the whole stinking system.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Ziggy Sawdust said:

 

Coughing and sneezing is the new farting.

People are thick , they need to remember that there are conditions that cause people to cough and sneeze, autoimmune disease, copd hayfever etc but they don't exist anymore Covid has cured all diseases, no need for medical encyclopedias as every disease is now Covid. Itchy anus now Covid , 

Athletes feet now Covid , smelly breath now Covid , Erectile problems now Covid , Dandruff itchy scalp now Covid , incontinence 

now Covid, earache now Covid , don't bother phoning your G.P if you have any medical problem because they will say you have Covid .

 

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Vaccine uptake 'really high'

Matt Hancock says the proportion of people declining vaccinations is "very, very low". The programme is "going well" and the uptake is "getting to really high levels", he adds.

Getting a jab is "the right thing", Hancock says, calling the media "absolutely brilliant" for "supporting the science on this one".
 

 

absolute tosser 

 

maybe the older people, those who know no better, those in care homes, those who canny say no

 

wait until it gets down to the younger ones 

 

60s, 50s etc

 

I do hope when Hancock meets his maker it’s a miserable existence in hell for him

 

prick

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So, here in Ireland and elsewhere nearly a year into this "crisis" we are now discussing "zero Covid" policy. It seems there is a big push on to require 10 days of hotel quarantine at your own expense in addition to a negative PCR test in order to travel anywhere in the EU, making it de facto impossible.

 

We are also seeing a shift on mask policy, with the extremely airtight oxygen-depriving FFP2 masks now mandatory in Germany and being discussed in Spain. It seems to be another step on the way to making masks mandatory everywhere at all times as soon as you leave the house, and a specific type of state-approved mask no less.

 

Seems pretty clear at least to me that they are now trying to break our spirit so we will more readily accept the vaccine and all that comes with it. I can't see any other explanation.

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7 minutes ago, Oakwise said:

 

 

 

That explains everything. I calculate at a rate of 2 farts per person per day the fart R value is 1.5. We have to work together to bring this R value right down to below the threshold of 1 farts per person per day. Keep the NHS not busy, eat less beans today, do your part. Stay safe. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Morpheus said:

So what's your take then, how and where does this end? 

 

the new world has been vetted and authorised

the hegemony is installed

alternatives will be tolerated but never allowed to reach positions of control

 

i really cannot see enough morons suddenly turning against the flow. Those spinning the magic and hypnotism have complete control over them. Unless THC rains down for 40days and nights allowing everyone to breath a suitable sustained dose i cant foresee a change.

 

i dont feel morose or defeatist because i thought this before 2020 and nothing i have seen has altered my perception

 

 

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