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18 hours ago, Messenger said:

So I get a call from God today and he says to me, I have this crazy idea for you.... write on a piece of paper, "SLAVES" and safety pin it to my bandana as my mask. :classic_laugh: 


I had planned to go to costco before this "voice" came to me.

Before I even got to the door the lady saw me and when I walked up she said, "I gotchya". She was an elder lady, probably fifties. I drew the A in "slave" as the compass and square. lol :classic_biggrin:


I feel bad for these people who have to wear a mask all day. It's such bs. I got some dirty looks based on the eyes. One older round fellow saw it and he didn't like it, he pretended to yawn. lol

 

Prince used to draw it on his face....remember?

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1 hour ago, Tinfoil Hat said:

I hate to tempt fate - I almost daren't even say it. What's the bet there's 'coincidentally' a racially sensitive atrocity on the cards for the UK in the very near future? Or an escalation of what's going on in Barrow perhaps. 

 

Wasn't Barrow mentioned as a place for a 'local lockdown' on the BBC corona hoax update?

 

I think it was somewhere in this thread. So perhaps the local lockdown will be due to something else..

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1 minute ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

Dunno what the implications are mate. Just sharing

 

Greece needs to wake up though.

 

Apparently Erdogan just announced there will be a prayer held in the Hagia Sophia to celebrate the anniversary of the Ottomans laying seige to the Byzantine Christians in Constantinople

 

So while we are teaching our own children to hate themselves and give up their own future , other nations are out there openly celebrating their conquests of Christian places

 

Anyhooo 

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3 minutes ago, MrA said:

 

Apparently Erdogan just announced there will be a prayer held in the Hagia Sophia to celebrate the anniversary of the Ottomans laying seige to the Byzantine Christians in Constantinople

 

So while we are teaching our own children to hate themselves and give up their own future , other nations are out there openly celebrating their conquests of Christian places

 

Anyhooo 

 

No reactions left, but damn.

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45 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

EU Foreign Policy Chief Calls for Rapprochement with Russia and End of “American-led System”

https://www.mintpressnews.com/eu-josep-borell-rapprochement-russia-end-american-led-system/267962/

 

Ready for the Eurasian century?

 

Might make sense, the next killer plague is coming from the land of Chlorine Chicken: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8370969/The-apocalyptic-killer-virus-coming-home-roost.html#article-8370969

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14 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

 

Might make sense, the next killer plague is coming from the land of Chlorine Chicken: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8370969/The-apocalyptic-killer-virus-coming-home-roost.html#article-8370969

 

I just want proper independence. Leaving the EU and then becoming dependent on the US isn't independence. I don't want to be ruled by China either though. The UK needs to stop meddling in other nation's affairs too if we're going to talk about true independence.

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Been a lot of chem-trails over Norfolk today, criss crossing the sky, especially this morning. Wife saw on u-tube this evening, Chinese leaders wife has been appointed W.H.O ambassador. Have been trying to find what account but no luck so far. 

      Two weeks ago we had a plea for help from our niece who lived in Cornwall, she had to leave her home in a hurry to get away from very abusive neighbours. She stayed for a while with a friend before contacting us asking for help cos things between her and her friend had gone tits up. We gladly gave her a roof over her head, food and a bed to sleep in. After a few days we were joined by her eldest daughter, then a friend of hers came down from Pontefract and stayed with us for a week. Earlier this week they drove down to Cornwall to get the youngest two children. The friends husband arrived last night then they all headed off to Yorkshire this morning. Fuck the lock down and social distancing. Will any of us get this supposed covid-19. I very much doubt it, how can we catch a virus that does not exist. Watch this space. 

       Whilst helping my elderly Father-in-law eat his breakfast this morning we were watching B.B.C news ( I use the term news loosely, and felt like having a laugh). Apparently the lockdown has been lifted a little and we can go and see friends and relatives in their homes as long as there no more than 6 people, we stay in the garden and of coarse stay 2 meters apart. Some woman asked the question would she be allowed to use the toilet at her friend's house. I have a full transcript of the conversation, from baa, baa land

     Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. "Hello, Nanny here how can I help you"

     "Nanny, you know that nice Mr Johnson has said we can go out to play a bit more, well, I have been asked to go and play at my friends house. I was wondering, if I want to go for a wee, wee or a pooh while I am there can I use their toilet or will I have to go home early".

      "No my little baa lamb you will not have to go home early, of coarse you can use their toilet. Just make sure you do not touch anything you don't need to. Wash your hands whilst singing happy birthday twice, and if you want to eat or drink while you are at your friend's house make sure you take a sandwich and your own drink. Stay 2 metres away from your friends, wear your mask and gloves at all times. Do not get close to any one on your way to your friends house, and if you are walking and see some one walking towards you run to the other side of the road. Have a lovely time my little baa lamb, stay alert, beat the virus, save lives. If any thing happened to you my little baa lamb nanny would pretend to be very upset.

      The second conversation I heard this after noon went some thing like this, lets return to baa,baa, land

       Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. " Hello nanny here how can I help you my little baa lamb".

            "Nanny, you know that nice Mr Johnson has let us have some friends over to play, well I have asked some friends to come to my house. There will only be six of us, we will stay in the garden. I have put tape arrows on the ground to show people how to get to the garden and I have painted squares on the grass to show where the chairs must be, I have put tape arrows on the floor to show my friends how to get to and from the toilet. If any one has to use the toilet I will stand outside the door to make sure they sing happy birthday twice while washing their hands, and rush in to liberally spray bleach every where after they have gone back to the garden. " Nanny"

     " Yes my little baa lamb".

      " I was wondering, am I allowed to have a barbeque in my garden when my friends come to see me"

       " Certainly not, you are not allowed to have a barbeque in your garden unless the people live there. If your friends want something to eat and drink they must bring there own. Have a lovely time my little baa lamb, stay alert, beat the virus, save lives. Stay safe because if any thing happened to you my little baa lamb nanny would pretend to be very upset.

         These people should have a  look in the cupboard under the stairs, maybe that is where they left there common sense, as for minds of their own, which would help them to think for them selves, that is probably in some land fill site years ago, and lost for ever. Ah well that's enough rum and coke for one night, wife snoring on sofa. Good night friends, who ever he/she/ it is may YOUR god go with you 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Messenger said:

Looks like a bunch of lunatics. In five years they will probably be praising how robots are swabbing their arse!

 

Don't give them ideas. It will end up as another feature on these toilets.

 

This toilet recognizes your butthole and uploads photos to the cloud

https://mashable.com/article/smart-toilet-analprint-scan/?europe=true

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LMFAO!


Wow!

 

And here is what's funny about that....well, not really but...

 

Years ago as I saw this government encroachment into our lives rapidly accelerating I of course voiced my disgust and and tried to sound the alarm, mostly on automotive forums in the OT section in appropriate threads, and boy did I get flack for that, all the "normies" and culprits in on it would heavily ridicule me, of course this was a decade ago when most people were still asleep, but way worse than the normies and agents now...

 

But I remember saying, the next thing we know the NSA or CIA will have a toilet cam that will watch people go, those sickos that they are.

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13 hours ago, KingKitty said:

This is a job for Fart Man.

 

 

...that's right. I made a fart joke.

 

Biden, the human whoopee cushion, at the ready, willing & able...

 

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/joe-biden-fart-noise-tom-wolf

 

There Was A Pretty Loud Fart Noise During A Joe Biden Livestream

Politicians, they say, can be full of hot air.

Posted on May 27, 2020, at 3:22 p.m. ET

 

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I have just received this email update regarding the first victory from the Simon Dolan legal challenge to lockdown.

 

When I find the time, I will certainly take a look at the SAGE minutes.

 

Update on Join the Legal Challenge to the UK Govt Lockdown
 

The Government have now released Sage minutes following our demands. Having formally served our Judicial Review on them demanding disclosure on 26 May, 3 days later, they've performed a complete U turn and published them.

 

Patrick Vallance said

"Openness and transparency around this disease is a social imperative, which is why it’s important we don’t wait to publish minutes and evidence" 

 

Chris Whitty said

"I am very pleased that the SAGE minutes are being published"

 

Make no mistake. The only reason the Govt published these was because of our legal action. The fight of course, continues. We won't stop until they have been held to account for this illegal lockdown. They have until 12th June to file their defence papers.

 

If you want to read the papers you can find them here:

https://www.gov.uk/search/transparency-and-freedom-of-information-releases?organisations[]=scientific-advisory-group-for-emergencies&parent=scientific-advisory-group-for-emergencies

 

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